Hey Mewd. I saw your new site, and I wanted to make a comment. This isn't a
death threat, but you can post it in your mailbag section anyway if you like.
I think that a site for all Mario Fan Fiction of any kind is a good idea. Heh, I
read your intro page where you referred to my Land, and I agree. Please, do not
think that I do not like the stories that I reject. Of course, that is
occassionally the case, but mostly what I post isn't based on how much I like
it. Stories will be rejected if they do not contain enough Mario content,
because then they're not really Mario Fan Fics. And they will also be rejected
if they're not kid-friendly. This does not mean that a story that is not
kid-friendly is not good; oftentimes it is better, but my site is designed to be
viewed by Mario fans of all ages, plus it is required of me by TSF.
Anyway, through all my babble I am trying to tell you that I think you have a
great idea here. If you would like, when I reject a story for not being
kid-friendly, I could tell the author to go to you.
One more comment, and that is that I did like your Bahamet and Odin site. It
needs more content, but I like what is there, and I wish you and SS would add
more stuff.
Ok, gotta go. Um... just so this isn't a total waste, you should know that there
is a hidden virus in here that will cause your computer to implode and then you
will turn into a tree.
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Mewd: Koban-wa Lemmy-san, I had been worried that you would of taken it as a insult, though I know thats just how the site I probbally could of put it in a better way.
Anyway thanks for checking out my site, though I have my doubts that it will ever be very sucessful.
I'm sorry to say that Bahamut and odins Final fantasy shrine is officailly dead. Sandslash deicded it was to much work and he was to lazy to continue work on it, I myself found that I had no reason to continue if he wasn't going to help, though I'll be moveing some of the old sections of that site to this one for many a reason.
Thanks again, hopefully I'll have more then three stories to post on the site...
It would of imploded anyway.
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3:00PM 3/7/2001 from Mariosurfer0@aol.com
Oooh... Shiny mailbox for death threats... Must put sharp object in...
Oops... Says Mewd... Can't do that... *puts sharp objects in SS's death threat
mailbox, wraps a sharp object in cellophane and drops it in the Mewd box*
Anyways... Good luck on the site... Oh! And enjoy the sharp pointy object!
!*!*! TMS !*!*!
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Mewd: WOOHOO! Sharp object! Thankyou,thankyou,thanyou. I'm gonna go around running with it, extended infront of my face.
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3:00PM 3/7/2001 from dinogirl@aol.com
Aaaahhhhh!!!!! Possessed blue kitty must die! *Chases Mewd with a stick* Bam,
bam, bam! *Aliens come down and then abduct them*
Alien: Take me to your leader!
Aliens and blue kitty must die! *Starts hitting them all with the stick,
Smithy Junior walks in along with Smithy himself*
Smithy Junior And Smithy: Hey!!!!
*Beats them with the stick, aliens get sick of them and throw them out in a
ditch*
This is all that possessed blue kitty's fault! MUST DIE!!!!!
*Knocks Mewd to Japan and back*
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Mewd: Thankyou for your incredibly useful feedback, I appreciate the time and effort you took into this e-mail and profoundly hope to receive things from you again.
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10:00PM 3/12/2001 from smash48@netins.net
Once upon a time there was a stupid idiotic cat thingy named Mewd. He did something really stupid and got into a fight with a very powerful dragon guy named Smash. After getting beat up about 500 times, Mewd surrendered and now they are just ‘friendly’ rivals. Then Smash’s evil clone came along and Mewd got beat up again. Then a dragon named Kai came along and Mewd did not get beaten up again, as he ran away and fell down a flight of stairs, landing in the fiery underworld where he did really stupid things and was banished. Then he died again and was banished from heaven. Then he died again and was banished from Purgatory. This is why Mewd is immortal. The end.
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Mewd: Well that pretty much sums up the entire history of the world. Thank you for your wonderfly written manuscript.
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10:00PM 3/17/2001 from Blackbeltsam@cs.com
From BlackBeltSam.
hello, Idiot boy. I came to your site expecting a piece of $^!) and was
instead impressed. You're not as stupid as I thought *then goes to pets
section*.... I take it back, you are an idiot who is responsible for 90% of
the world's stupidity. DIE MEWD DIE!!!!!!!!!
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Mewd: I'm amazed how serriosly people have taken this death threat thing, aw well. Thanks, I'm glad I'm responsible for something like that, it means I may not be as stupid as I make myself out to be.
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11:00PM 3/28/2001 from 320005128014-0001@t-online.de
Ummm... yeah!
I actually feel like I need to write you! Even though this is not a death
threat, please take this take this custom made knife *holds up knife with blade
extending*. Go ahead, take it.
...
Oh, sorry... I hope your hand gets better soon.
I actually feel the urge to send in something, but the only thing I can do is
write sarcastic reviews for nes/snes games, complete with screenshots and stupid
captions. Yes, that's my secret power. It's not very handy at all when you get
beaten up by guys twice your size, and the only thing you can scream is "Wait
'til I hear you say that Golgo 13 is a good game!! I'm so going to kick your
ass then!!!"
...
What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, fatal headwounds. Avoid them, even
though all the cool kids are getting themselves headwounds, don't. Just say
'NO!'. Headwounds can kill.
Speaking of fatal headwounds, KoolAid tastes like liquid plastic.
I will weep for my snes now (It broke 5 days ago...)
Dodongo dislikes smoke,
Vivi-chan
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Mewd: Thanks for the knife and freindly advice Vivi! Its nice to hear from you as always. Though I'm sure we've always known the taste of koolaid, but I always pictured it more of a colored tooth paste ale. Write Reveiws? Cool, you could write for my Gameing section if you wanted to. Just don't start a seiance to ressurect your SNES yet, you can do that on a coffee break.
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11:58PM 3/28/2001 from KingBowser13@cs.com
GIANT CAT CREATURE!!! DIE DIE DIE!!! OH NO! IT'S EVEN GOT ME TYPING IN ALL
CAPS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! *rolls around on the floor screaming*
Okay, I'm better now. Well, I've gotta say that your site is really
something Mewd. What, I don't know, but it's something. It looks
interesting, and I can't wait to get some stuff worthy of contributing. Oh,
and since everyone else is giving you nice pointy objects, I thought I'd be
original and just give you this Death Ray Gun of Death! Be sure to hold it
backwards when firing!
The Great King Bowser of the Koopas
p.s.: Beware the saurkraut. It is eeeeeeeeeevil...
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Mewd: Serriosly, Dosen't anyone get that the death threat thing was a joke? I'm developing a pile of deadly weapons that I have no idea what to do with. Maybe I should melt them down to make toaster ovens or ammuseing stationary cases. thanks for writeing, good luck with your site too Bowser.