Jon's ramblings, Irrelency

It's that time of irrelevence again, that time where I'm in some sort of zone that enables me to RAMBLE! And today, June 21st, I feel like typing!

Ungh.... where to start? A lot has been happening lately. For one, my brithday party was yesterday! Whoo! And my brithday's in 5 days! Double whoo! And Baron will be back in 2 days! Triple Whoo! And Mr. T has come back! Quadruple Whoo! And my toes don't hurt anymore! Some sort of Whoo I can't calculate!

Anyways, besides birthdays and whoos, I got Zelda: Oracle of Seasons (for lazity reasons I'll refer to it as OoS) for my birthday. Heh. I just had to go back and change "brithday" to "birthday". Of course, you'll never know that, as it now says "brithday".... wait.... ah crap.

Anywhoo, Family Guy kicks ass. Just felt like saying that. Then again, everything else is random. Family Guy returns on Thursdays. Sweet. Oh, and my summer began yesterday. Blueberry pancakes for all! Actually, no, blueberry sucks in anything that isn't blueberries. Me fail English? That unpossible!

Conan kicks ass too. CINQO HELMET!!!!! BABIES ON
CINDERBLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BABIES ON
CINDERBLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BABIES ON
CINDERBLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BABIES ON
CINDERBLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BABIES ON
CINDERBLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehhehehehe *COUGH, CHORTLE*

Thrice is a funny word. Not ONCE, not TWICE, but THRICE! Yeeehehehehehehehehehe HONN HONN HONN HONN HONN HONN HONN, HONN, HONN! Right now I despise anyone that's named Allison, CAUSE SHE FLOODED MY BASEMENT!! I also hate people that are obsessed with the speed limit. Going 45 in a 40 MPH limit area is not gonna kill anyone, M-- ah, no, I won't give his.... or her.... name out. Eheh.

Remember, horns are funny

--Jon, ending off a ramble with goat cheese
*Serves goat cheese*

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