Although many a people are a Moonie... I'd like to severely cut down the watered down american version of Sailor Moon which people with no sense have dubbed to be entirely different than the original japanese version.

First off... The names... Why couldn't they keep the original names? I mean, c'mon people... How hard is it to learn to pronounce a japanese name that sounds how it looks? The new names are terrible in comparison!

Second... they insist on changing the sex and association of certain things in the series... What the heck?! Haruka and Michiru (Amora and Michelle?) as cousins?! Are they crazy, people?! Or maybe they just want an episode of Jerry Springer with cousins who date and are of the same sex? Those people must be whacked in the head to do something like that... And what's up with Zoisite?! They don't think we can handle all four generals being guys and two of them being in love with each other? Pretty stupid if you ask me... And did they not change Fisheye from guy to girl as well? These people are real screwed up...

Third... What's with the dumb blonde idea?! Sailor Moon is not a ditz and a clutz... That's Usagi (Serena)... When she transforms she becomes a graceful and slightly smart person... Can we atleast get that right? Stop making her trip over herself with her words!

Fourth... I heard somewhere that they were planning on pulling a 'the Starlights (Fighter, Healer, Maker) are look-alike cousins of the Three Lights (Seiya, Yaten and Taiki)' thing... Is that not stupid? They're the same people! Don't you dare turn Seiya, Yaten and Taiki into girls, people!

Anyways... I think that's it... SOS! (Senshi on Springer!)

TMS, Three Lights