News, Updates, And non-witty Banter

All sites keep archives of updates... Why I don't know, its like a unspoken law of the internet. In any case, here I shall keep all recorded knowalge of my sites growth as future genarations will be able to read it and discover how it mutated into such a horrible killing machine, on day two.

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7/26/2003
Managing to make sure I update RIGHT BEFORE a monthes up, TMS offers a whopping 12 pictures. Pushing her portion of the sites content to 30% of the total site, but considering there's tons of stuff that DOESN'T get shown on the site, forum avatars, time wasting, walk, in reality it's more like 90%.
6/27/2003
TMS, in an effort to make sure I update more then once every six monthes, has provided another update. Six new art pieces!
6/16/2003
Four new art pieces! Amazing! Unpossible!
6/12/2003
New story from TMS, two new art pieces, and *gasp* something not made by TMS at all! Ryan-Oshi has sent a comical Mario story!
5/26/2003
RM2K section updated, new game, download to AGRPG fixed, Random Chaos Inc. Added. Hosting credits thanks to some random guy I met on starcraft.
4/18/2003
RM2K section updated, new art piece.
3/28/2003
Another major update by TMS, NINE art pieces total, five in orignal and four in fanart.
3/15/2003
Wait, what? It's been under a month since my last update? WHAT?! Somehow my site is less then dead, now it's merely a vegetable rather then a corspe. Seven new art pieces from TMS, and SOMEONE POSTED ON MY DEAD MESSAGE BOARDS. And someone ENTIRELY ELSE signed my guest book. WOW.
3/8/2003
Wow, look, I'm not dead after all. TMS demanded I update and provided me with more content then I can shake a stick at. NINE new art pieces and a new CFG. See you in the next eight monthes!
7/26/2002
A new Fanfiction addition, O.G. TMS's latest work.
6/15/2002
New poem and story from TMS.
5/2/2002
Ahoy! I have returned to update from a blunt threat from Smash. half blooded update, new orignal story from TMS, two poems.
4/11/2002
Some of you would ask why I never archived the updates page, since its grown to a length that actually dwarves the size of most of the sites stories. Well, the simple answer to this is that I'm lazy. And that I'm more likely to get an intresting e-mail if this page causes someones browser to crash and explode into a fiery inferno. New poem added.
3/29/2002
Poem and poll.
3/21/2002
Orignal art update.
3/19/2002
Just five days away from being a month without updates. Anyone notice how I never banter anymore? False advertisement! You oughtta boycot me. Fan art and orignal art updates. once again provided by TMS and Smash
2/24/2002
Woo, twenty days between updates. I could've held out for a month if I tried. A new artwork piece by Smash, a new story from TMS, and the conclusion to Immortality, by CRfox. Enjoy. Or I will force you to savour the update.
2/4/2002
MOK4 is completed, extras may be forth coming, read the conclusion of the series now.
1/20/2002
A mok4 update. A new orignal story from TMS, and some mail and questions in the answer colum! I shall now in celebration, say 'mookie' in honor of mok4, several time.

Mookie, mookie, mookie, mookie.

There, I've said it, and I'm glad.
1/6/2002
Yay, happy late new year! Set your clocks back for effect and slowly lower the volume down on your TV while counting down along with it. Happy birthday to me also, 3 days late. I'm fifteen now. Be afraid, be very afraid.

Okay, actually I've had some content handy for some time, but I've had chrismas and birthday toys distracting me. Anyway, a new piece of fan art and a review. Huzzah. Yeah. *goes back to playing warcraft*
12/22/2001



Yes you can see I'm pouring my heart out to you in this update.
Merry chrismas! I doubt I'll update again before it, and if you want me to: SEND ME CONTENT YOU NUTTER HEADS. Anyway, TMS has once again saved my arse and given me plenty of content for a update, three pieces of art and the beginning of MOK4, Happy halidays!
12/7/2001
Wow, that was quite a space between updates, WHY AREN'T YOU SILLY PEOPLE SENDING ME CONTENT?!!!?!??!!?.>..>>!?!?!!?!?!!? Okay, yes, content up, A CFG, and As par-ususal, a half blooded update. huzzah etc. Send me content now, you will, this is not a request. DO IT NOW!
11/14/2001
I'm beginning to feel ill, why are all these updates so close together? Its a conspiricy obviosly. I'm gonna hide under a blanket with a flash light which I will wave menacingly at my enemies. New mst! GASPOLA!
11/12/2001
What?! A daily update? UBSURD. Someone oughta fix that. Added a new orignal work by BB to the site.
11/11/2001
Half blooded update.
11/5/2001
New art piece from TMS.
11/4/2001
Entire new section, and this one has no content either. DOTD is updated. I bet you're craving some witty banter, and I mean to dissapoint you. Go away, I'm playing starcraft.
10/27/2001
New chapter of half blooded. woo, etc.
10/24/2001
Wow! Lotta days since the last update, but your patience will not be rewarded. one new rant, and a new section with no actual content. Enjoy!
10/9/2001
Not wasting any time, TMS has sent in the remainder of Mask of ka-chiri 3.
10/7/2001
wow, only seven days?! I updated guidelines, and you get your first installment of MOK3 today. We now return you to your regullar starring off into space schedule. *ping*
9/30/2001
A new poll, anyone sensing a theme here? TMS sent in a new piece of artwork and Smash sent in the next chapter of Half-blooded. And I did some stuff and stuff happened. HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY TO EVERYONE NOT BORN ON THE 30TH!
9/22/2001
eleven days of waiting for a another update, and... GOOD HOLY SPOCH! Another person I don't know submitted stuff! Whats the world coming to?! Eight whole pieces of fan art and some questions in the advice colum. Woo, etc. Don't hold your breath for the next update.
9/9/2001
New poll! Thats it!
9/2/2001
What the bloody spoch?! I just realised my counter has gone over 2000 hits. When did this happen? Why are you people coming here? Where are all the boycot Mewd signs?! Why do you people keep coming here even when I don't update for weeks on end?! What is wrong with you people? Yeah, anyway, A real update is here for you. No, naturally by now you've realised its NOTHING made by me, instead its an update for Smash's works, DOTD, and half blooded. Two new poems from Lady Rachelle, and a new link. Gee, I'd be all happy if it weren't for the glarring fact that I havn't done anything funny for this site since the last time someone could say 'all your base' without getting shot in the face several times by a angry mob. If you have any suggestions, that aren't words of encouragement or happiness, e-mail them to me and I'll promptly ignore them, or steal them. Thank you. In other news I'm out of ideas for stories and my RPG game, If you'd like me to make my own content for the site, you can either not visit the site untill I have a mental breakdown over my lack of productivity, or you can e-mail me a well thought out e-threat describing my death. Whichever you like.
AND SO ENDS ANOTHER UPDATY THING. I'm Mewd the webminion, signing off at 3 AM. Thats 10 minutes from now, lets wait together.
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*unnerving silence*
I can't feel my torso! BYE!
8/26/2001
Smash breaths life into this nearly dead site by giving us a excellent short story, check it out in the orignal works page, its not like this sites gonna get any more submissions any time soon, so I suggest you read slowly.
8/23/2001
Hey, its been 17 days, and I wanted you to know I'm not dead. Theres a new rant, I'm afraid thats it for now. I've gotten little content lately, and may have to resort to making mine own if it keeps up. Anywho, I downloaded RPG maker 2000, it will obviosly serve as a major distraction from this site causing updates to be farther inbetween. Untill next time.
8/5/2001
Real update today! A new CFG, and a poem from TMS. New advice and a mail piece. No banter today, go visit the shrine if thats what you want.

8/3/2001
Still nothing, well some new stuff in secrets but its really minor. I did some site cleaning and moved all the midis into a single folder. Why? For no reason that I can comprehend. Anyway, the CFG boards are active. Go there. Now. That is not a request.

8/1/2001
Yay, no real updates still, I may have a new MST in a while however, if I can find enough short stories at Lemmy's land that are easy enough to mock, on a side note. Me and the other Msters (who'd rather not take credit for this) are responsible for a second generation of Msters at Lemmy's land, not surprisingly they are msting me and my freinds' old works. Normally I wouldn't care but they suck At mocking us. No offense. Anyway, I do have a morsel of content up, some new questions in the advice colum. I know its not much, and that you hate me, and I'm a horrid monster who eats orphans and beats up the elderly for no reason in your eyes, but its better then nothing right?

7/26/2001
Yeah, its been 12 days, no updates. Sorry. However I've deicded to revive the Final Fantasy shrine with Stoker AKA Bowser. Its not open or anything, and will pose to just distract me from this site, and never get any real work done on either! I'm sure you're thrilled.

7/14/2001
Yes, new update today, you can put away the power tools. TMS has done me a great favor and has contributed the ka-chiri saga to the site! You can find them in fanfiction, I actually had a long mental arguement over where to put the saga, however I deicded it'd be easier to post them in fan fiction then in orignal work becuase I wouldn't have to also deside what type of story it was. Anywhom, in three days, something odd has come to my attention. Apparently, My counter has gotten atleast 200 hits in 3 days. You people scare me. Remember, hitting the refresh button over and over dosen't upt my ego, it merely makes me paranoid that I'm actually getting visitors outside of ones that I force to visit. This is considering that only one person whose not a freind of mine has signed my guest book (besides BlackBelt, j/k ...maybe), and I havn't gotten any contributions from anyone who I don't know. Oh well, if people are taking the time to refresh their browsers over and over to slowly morph me into a shell of a human being atleast I can have a excuse not to update. I will soon have a new webpet up, I'm sure you're all gleeful beyond human cacibilites. I was going to post it today, but had already started writing the update. By the way, the web pet was made by TMS also. Maybe I should let HIM run the site seeing as he seems to provide me with the majority of the content. Oh, and I kinda did some work my self, yeah, I updated the FAQs in the guidelines section out of shere boredom and inability to think of anything else to add to the site.. *dead silence* Uh, *holds up TMS plush toy, room is filled with cheers*. Thats better.

7/11/2001
Not a realy update, but a incredible SIMULATION! Okay, yeah, no update. Okay, bring out the tar and feathers, I know the drill, yadda yadda yadda. I felt like pointing a few things out, recently I finished Final fantasy 5! (weakly) Wooo. I felt like looking at the old bahamut and odin shrine, when low and behold I noticed my site had more hits then it. AMAZING! My sites managed to get more hits then one thats been dead for several monthes. I feel specail. I updated the old shrine, wait, not really. Just kinda put a dead message up. Go check it out if you're completely bored. Anyway, heres the purpose of all updates, five seconds of time wastin'! Here's a Link With no purpose! This in no way means that I'm reopening the shrine with a new partner to bug Bahamut. Just to waste your time alone.

7/07/2001
Smash has given me a Rant to post, I posted it two days late becuase I like tormenting you with your obbsession to see rantings about nintendo, and by now you've probbally broke most of your furniture in spite of this out of withdrawl.

7/02/2001
Jon's come to my aid and given me a ramble and a piece of mail for you to read, thankkyew! Nothing else.

7/01/2001
Okay, I have a REAL update today, and 2/3rds of it is made by myself, now, ITS YOUR FAULT I HAD TO RESORT TO THIS! Very few submissions, but, what the hey, its boring to run a site without anything to update. A new rant, A new part of immortality is up, and a new poem. Enjoy!

6/28/2001
Woah, two weeks since the last update, I'm becoming more professinal by each update. Anywho, sorry for the lack of updates, nothing really new, just a poll and a page to display the old ones. I just wanted to type up a update to taunt you for checking when it turns out you've wasted your time visiting. I've had no submissions lately, and I've been distracted by things, so much so that I havn't bothered to try and make any updating material myself. You all hate me now. Anywho, I'll just continue to procrastinate while I play outdated parser adventure games. Cya.

6/14/2001
I hate phone books. No, I really, really, really hate them. And not just those pocket sized ones, those fulled sized ones, I loathe them. I HATE THEM! I dispise them!
Ahem. Sorry about that, Anyway, gather 'round children and postal employees. Big update today, and no. I reassure you nothing was made by me. Half blooded and immortality are updated, two new fan arts from TMS, and a new camp fire tale. Thats about it, Okay, my definition of 'big update' is differnt then yours. Just remember that I run a small personal site with virtually no site traffic other then freinds and family who pity me and try to get my counter to go up real high to get me to think that I have lots of visitors all of whom don't wanna send me anything to post. My contest looks doomed, unless I get two more finished it dosen't seem likely that I'll have one at all, looks like you're all gonna have to be envius of Vivian.

6/6/2001
Alright, these updates are getting to close together, I'm sure you all are angry about this. Any way, I got a letter in the mail bag, yay for me! Also, immortality by CRfox is updated with a new chapter, thats it. I may start a yahoo club soon to further flustrait myself threw horrible time management.

6/3/2001
Screw four day space outs, I've actually got content made by myself to update with! Well... One thing. But thats more then this site has gotten since it was even desired to be made. A new Story is up by myself, all it took was for me to stay five hours pass my intended bed time. I've updated the hall of honor, and my mail bag and advice colum are very lonely. Send me something. Please? I know my site traffic is made up of two people hitting the refresh button over and over again but ever sense I proclaimed that the flaming thing was a joke you all deicded that it wasn't worth the effort if I wasn't going to be insulted. Oh well. While I'm at it I'll forshadow the idea of a contest some more. Contest, Contest, Contest.

6/2/2001
Another monthes arrived and my sites still bringing entire minutes of wasted time to all those foolished enough to find my page. I updated with a new fan fiction just the other day, but I didn't tell you becuase its required I space out updateds atleast four days apart from each other or people would think I do ANYTHING with this site daily, and no one wants that. Anywho, theres a new fan fic. Yes. Thats it. Thrilled aren't you? Well, I'm thinking of spicing things up with a contest. But I would require contestants. So far the people I have chosen don't know they've been chosen. And therefore stand a large chance of screwing up before I even set a contest page up. Yay.

5/28/2001
Three new stories from PaladinFox are up and ready to be read by my non-existent site traffic. In other news my new polls gotten very little attention, expectedly. I've little to say thats ammusing, but if you've played Quest For Glory 4, click here. Toodles.

5/20/2001
A new camp fire tale is up, and some art from TMS. I may get another new poll up, but if I do. I will be sure not to notifie you on the updates page again. Sorry for lack of banter, but I'm tired.

5/14/2001
My site gotten a thousand hits! Hurrah! Huzzah! Hooray, and all that other non-sensible self congratulatory exclamations! Actually its only five hits away as I write this but I was bored and though I'd get prepared. *unexitedly* yay, I rule. Or something. No REAL update today kiddies, of course not. You don't expect one when I havn't gotten anything but forced submissions do you? Actually there is something, but in the spirit of my site its hidden from veiw so all those willing to not search for it are rewarded with pure ignorence. A side note, my recent poll shows that the majority. (6 of my internet freinds) Who voted in the poll don't beileive I maintain the ability to think. They're right of course. Here are some of their comments. I'm guessing at who wrote them.
Or is it Left?-TMS
We're all so mean :)-DG? Vivian?
I think my answer speaks for itself. HI MOM!!!-Bowser
What do you mean Thinking? YOU CAN'T THINK!!!!!-BlackBelt?
Anywho, Besides the fact that my counter is WILDLY inacurate. I no longer feel the urge to rub in my acomplsihment. I'm going to be holding a contest now. Anyone who submits something exceedingly good, or can guess all the barrowed sprite parts in my 'secret' section that I supposedly update more then the actual content of the site, or gives me a story idea I use, will get a little cookie graphic by their name in the hall of honor. But I doubt anyone will check the updates ANYTIME in the near century, I'll leave it at that. So. Go guess and stuff. E-mail it to me, if you need my e-mail, and can't find it. You're blind. Anywho, thats enough for now. I'm off to go play OgreBattle 64 with my army of characters named after internet freinds. Bye.

5/6/2001
I'm scurring to update, Smash sent me a update for for Halfblooded. Yay. New poll, as if it held any amusing entertainment value for anyone or as decent content. Lastly the Smash Question Page has been updated.

5/3/2001
Okay, Thank you Smash, Dispite having to ask him I got another story from him on my page uncompleted. I know my sites young by I suspect my freinds have stopped coming to the site, oh well. Perhaps some day my site will get some real traffic.

4/27/2001
ARGH! Lack of updates his getting to me, I've really had nothing to update with and I'm to lazy to make anything myself... Er, anyway, I've been mainly working on no-so-secret-icons, that anyone who is blind won't get to see, new MSTing up, but thats about it. Please, sent me something...Please?


4/15/2001
I've prooven again my lack of updateing updates skills. Anywho on the whats new list we have a story from Smash, unfinished however, if he dosen't send me more sometime I'll have him hunted down and forced to write more. Guidelines have been constantly updated and changed, so if you haven't read them it dosen't really matter as I'll probbally completely change the rules tommorrow to make the site only accept profanity filled dribble. Also I think I've failed to mention that I have a entire new section up, though its not all that important so I don't see why I should bother telling you, so thats why I will. Contributer Bios are up with one bio from the great TMS, BB sent a horribly written Reveiw of mega man, and I have a new msting up where we mock BB. About me's been updated ever so slightly, you won't even notice. The boards seem to of emptied, everyone I tricked into posting on it must of realized that they are free to leave, which sadly obviosly happened. New question for answer man and a peice of mail. Mail archives are up with the first one, people STILL don't realize that the postal threat thing was a joke.


4/05/2001
Okay, lets put it this way... I really suck at updateing my updates page. I'm ignorant and forgetful, abscent minded and hard to remove, so please forgive me if the lack of updateing updates is bothersome. Anywho, I've been spending most of my time concentraiting on my camp fire tales section, the mines of balback are looking promiseing and once Sandslash333 sends me back the edited version I'll post the first chapter on the CFGtales page...Wait, I haven't mentioned that I added a camp fire tales page have I? Whoopsie. Also there the added feature that theres a story in that section! By hera's hair pins thats unbeileivable! I almost had the urge to make my site contain mascots of my alter egos and my web pets, but it died away imedietly. Anyhow I played a april fools joke, veiw it here. Neat huh? I bet half of you wish that was what really was happening to this site. Anyhow theres also a Guest book Argh! I feel so dirty! Shame on my being for such blashemy! You might notice that my site lacks constant content from myself, but like many you'd realize that most website don't rely on the webmaster to do anything besides update what other people have done, instead we have trained chimps who do all things content wise for us while we louge ontop of a pile of gold being fed grapes by memebers of the oppasite sex while takeing prolonged naps. I hope that clears up alot of things.


3/31/2001
A Reveiw! Amazing! I have gameing content! It must be armagedden outside. A new question to ansewer in the advice colum. And its from one I DIDN'T force to come to my site! Boo-ya! HUZZAH! In other news, Toastyfrog.com Recently had the word Huzzah posted on it. dose this mean my mentor of humor websites has seen my page? Or has been to a rennisance festival? I'm sure you don't care.


3/29/2001
More new stuff you won't really look at! A new/old MSting has been added, The message boards are up and I will now force you all to suggest a book. A new letter for the mailbag also.

3/27/2001
No real content aside from a rant, boo. Send me death threats. Gameing sections up and its devoid of content! Go me!
3/24/2001
AHA! Not even a server crash will stop the menaceing terror that is my site! Tremble in fear! Bwahahahahaha. Anywho, I'm glad to be back, much to your obvios dismay. Tripod crashed all week and I just now got my site back. <^_^> And to celebrate, new link, a new poem, and a updated Smash Vs. the ansewer man page!

3/16/2001
Added a hidden webpage, a new pet, more art, a rant by myself, and updated guidelines.

3/12/2001
More mail, several rants, mstings, etc.

3/2-10/2001
Site was created, added submissions from TMS, Added humor, pets, about me, rants, art, stories, and most of he other sections. All morn this day as it forever scorns the memories of man.

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Argh! I thought this was the web pets section! HELP!