In the far far off future,
sometime yesterday,
There was a idiot cat guy named Mewd,
Alot weirder then you or me,
He had a job at Lemmys land compileing stories,
And he really did a horrible job at it,
But Lemmy didn't like him so he shot him into space!
He'll send him cheesy fan fics,
The worst he can find la la la,
he'll have to sit and read them all,
While they monitar his mind la la la,
Now try to remember, that no one controls when the stories begin or end, la la la,
Becuse he used the parts of the machine, to teleport his Aim freinds!
Current MSTing Aim freinds roll coll!

Mewd!
("I'm the moron")

Kai Dawnbringer!
("Please! Make it stop!")

Mewd: Ahem,
Mewd hits the computer as they enter a series of wacky doors into the story room.
Kai Dawnbringer: Cooooool
>The Way Yoshis Story Changed Course
Mewd: Smash, A authers screwing with the story continium again
Kai Dawnbringer: Greeeeeat
Kai Dawnbringer: I hate when that happens.
Kai Dawnbringer: I'm always the one stuck getting it straightened out again
>By LoyalKoopaTroopa520
Mewd: NOW the title makes sense
Kai Dawnbringer: back
Kai Dawnbringer: How else would it?
Mewd: Atleast we can look forward to mind numbing pain
>LKT520 looks at his babysitting list from Kamek. It says:
Mewd: Dear LKT, Leave the children alone! that is all, signed kamek
Kai Dawnbringer: *Under the signing is a bad scribble of LKT getting hung by his footclaws*
>Look after Baby Bowser and feed him what he wants.
Mewd: Feel free to encourage him to want poison, Makes sure he gets enough glazed fat and sugar.
Kai Dawnbringer: And make sure he drinks his rat poison before he is allowed to eat his moldy cheese
>Playtime is from 11:00 Earth Time to 11:30 Earth Time.
Mewd: Why are they useing earth timeing for the schedule?
Kai Dawnbringer: Because Plit time is impossible to read
Kai Dawnbringer: And clocks are nonexistant
Mewd6: Yes but most Koopas haven't even heard of earth.
Kai Dawnbringer: Yes they have,
Kai Dawnbringer: all their fairy tales take place on earth.
>Baby Bowser shall go to bed whenever he wants.
Mewd: And he's allowed to do what ever he wants while you sit idleing admireing his handy work.
Kai Dawnbringer: And he can sit on you and kill you if he wants.
>LKT520: That's it, Kamek?
Mewd: LKT forgot theirs a differnce between REAL people and paper, the logic is to baffleing
Kai Dawnbringer: Kamek must have cast a spell on the paper to amke it talk
Kai Dawnbringer: Only logical explanation
>Kamek: Maybe... maybe not!
Mewd: if he was standing right there why bother writeing a three scentence letter?
Kai Dawnbringer: Because LKT is schtooopid
Mewd: Kamek likes to make sure LKT is Always confused over what to do, as obviosly pointed out above,
Kai Dawnbringer: True
>Baby Bowser: Gimme my lunch!
Mewd: Kamek: He's right here.
Kai Dawnbringer: Bowser: Yucky! Me no want bad tasting stchooooopid thing.
>LKT520 gives Baby Bowser what he wanted.
Mewd: Kamek: No you fool! NO! You're not supposed to fallow the list until after I've left! You'll be the death of us all! AHH
Kai Dawnbringer: *Kamek runs away to beg some magic guy to banish him to another universe*
>Later...
Mewd: after the end of the world...
Kai Dawnbringer: After Smash is nice to Mewd....
Kai Dawnbringer: After Mewd wins the IQ over 20 reward
>LKT520 watches the grandfather clock pendant go back and forth.
Mewd: LKT: This is the WORST television show I have seen as of yet.
Kai Dawnbringer: *Zoom out to see Baby Bowser rampaging through the castle*
Kai Dawnbringer: LKT: Nothing to do but wait for Baby Bowser to finish his nap
>LKT520: This is pretty boring.
Mewd: LKT: And yet I am completely enthraled by it.
Kai Dawnbringer: Clock: You are in my power.
Kai Dawnbringer: LKT: I will.... do whatever.... you say....
>A letter falls from nowhere,
Kai Dawnbringer: It reads: You are hereby summoned to Judge Smash's court to stand trial. Why? Because he said so!
Mewd: *cough*lamereferance*cough*
Kai Dawnbringer: *Cough* noduhthatsthepoint *cough*
>and LKT520 reads it. It says:
Mewd: "Don't read in mid fall" LKT screamed "D'oh" as he fell over
Kai Dawnbringer: "Give me $10000000 or I will reveal to the audience that you are not wearing pants"
>My clan suffers the same fate as yours.
Mewd: Our supplies of gleem toothpaste are dwindling.
Kai Dawnbringer: And we have no Spam
>The enemies of your clan are destroying my troops.
Mewd: They had boxs propped up with sticks! We never stood a chance!!
Kai Dawnbringer: They had an evil green Jell-o mold!
>We need help.
Mewd: it was only suppose to be a three hour tour...
Kai Dawnbringer: And we've lost all our TV channels
>If you are reading this,
Mewd: We'd like you to know we're laughing hardily at a safe distance at your exspence
Kai Dawnbringer: We'd like you to know this is a collect letter from your parents. Will you accept the charges?
>then you must come with Kamek immediately to the cave in Satabusha Desert.
Mewd: Oh and if this is the enemy please ignore all of this. Thaaank you
Kai Dawnbringer: And if this is LKT520, please throw yourself into a bottomless pit
Kai Dawnbringer: LKT: Okey dokey artichokey!
Kai Dawnbringer: *LKT throws himself off a cliff*
Kai Dawnbringer: LKT: Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
>Come, before our troops are destroyed!
Mewd: Since this is LKT their relying all help on...
Kai Dawnbringer: They're gonna die
Kai Dawnbringer: God help us. Not them, us.
>-Karamov of the Dragon Clan
Mewd: Hey smash I thought you said you were the only dragon on plit
Kai Dawnbringer: It's just a clan
Mewd: Of dragons?
Kai Dawnbringer: I'm the only Krynnish dragon
>LKT520: Kamek!
Mewd: I need help pronounceing the first word in this letter
Kai Dawnbringer: LKT: And I don't wanna go to court!
>I have a letter from the leader of the Dragon Clan! He is named Karamov! He needs help, for Mario is destroying his troops!
Mewd: LKT: I also have to baby sit bowser and Obey the clock!
Kai Dawnbringer: Kamek: Well, Bowser is napping, so we don't have to worry about that
Kai Dawnbringer: *Cut to Bowser rampaging through a major city*
>Kamek: We need to go immediately. But, who will take care of Baby Bowser? I know! My Magikoopas will take care of him.
Mewd: Why couldn't he of done that in the first place? Their are thousands of minions and yet he had to entrust one thats hasn't even been born yet and is somehow on baby sitting duty.
Kai Dawnbringer: And Kamek isn't the leader of the Magikoopas yet
Kai Dawnbringer: In fact, he's still a teenager in Koopa terms
Mewd6: Mewd: And Mario and luigi are still babies...
Kai Dawnbringer: Well, we knew that time would be messed up.
Kai Shakes his head
>LKT520 gets in his walker unit (don't ask me how this got here),
Mewd: No thanks, the stories confuseing enough as it is to want to understand how robotic walker appeared in a land thats set in medevil times
Kai Dawnbringer: And a character that hasn't been born
Kai Dawnbringer: I'm going to be busy fixing this up for years!
>and Kamek gets on his broom. LKT520's walker unit can change into the Liberator,
Mewd: but it didn't, becuase it was to busy liberateing a repressed kingdom
>which is a ship with dual chain guns in the front.
Mewd: lookie, its the most describtive the stories got yet!
Kai Dawnbringer: LKT: What are chain guns anyway?
>He transforms his walker unit and goes to the Satabusha Desert in the Liberator, getting there faster than Kamek.
Mewd: Seeing as kamek hadn't taken off yet that seems logical
Kai Dawnbringer: The world may never know
>Kamarov looked like Smash in his dragon form. In fact, sometimes they couldn't tell who was who.
Mewd: Smash, Did LKT ask your permission to use your character? And further more is there a differnt between your breed of dragon and his if you look so much alike?
Kai Dawnbringer: That and the fact that the name Liberator is used as a ship for evil
Mewd: And you were still in a cave studieing magic...
Kai Dawnbringer: Well, his kind can't cast spells, at least not naturally.
Kai Dawnbringer: And he didn't ask, but it was only one sentence, so I'll get Judge Smash to only sentence him to 5 years.
>Karamov: Where were you guys?
Mewd: LKT: Well we were waiting for hidden notes to fall outta no where for such perdictaments
Kai Dawnbringer: Kamek: And we accidentaly got lost on the freeway. We didn't think to look at the signs that said, 'This Way Stupid'
>My troops have been destroyed! The remaining Dragons and I retreated.
Mewd: Karamov: Its hard for all of us to retreat when we're all dead! help me carry these corspes a safe distance.
Kai Dawnbringer: Don't you just hate when that happens? Well, knowing LKT, he'll single-handedly pull the whole mess outta the fire.
>Mario: It's-a me, Mario!
Mewd: Thanks mario! Without that hint we would of NEVER figured out who you were
Kai Dawnbringer: LKT: And I'm Kamek
Kai Dawnbringer: Kamek: I'm Karamov.
Kai Dawnbringer: Karamov: And I'm LKT. Nice to meet ya
>Kamek: It's Mario! Destroy him!
Mewd: LKT: Was that what we were supposed to do?
Kai Dawnbringer: LKT: I thought we were supposed to scold him and slap him on the wrist.
Mewd: destroy is such a harsh word for a nintendo game.
Kai Dawnbringer: I don't wanna kill anyone!
>Mario: Mamma mia!
Mewd: To bad Mario, your moms not here.
Kai Dawnbringer: And Mia isn't either.
>Mario nearly dodges an ice blast from LKT520 and gets frozen.
Kai Dawnbringer: Again....
Kai Dawnbringer: Does this remind you of anything?
Mewd: LKT is haveing trouble thinking of something orignal so he used the same tactic he used years from now to freeze mario before his birth
>Since ice is destroyed by fire, Karamov has the advantage.
Mewd: Kamek: all I have to do is ignite myself on fire and run at him!
Kai Dawnbringer: Kamek: No, that won't work. All I have to do is light LKT on fire and throw him!
>He destroys the ice,
Mewd: ...Freeing Mario. And there was much rejoiceing.
Kai Dawnbringer: And since he only had healing fire left, Mario is completly healthy.
Kai Dawnbringer: Isn't it just lovely?
>and he also burns Mario.
Mewd: Wouldn't kamek realize that he had a bigger advantage while he was frozen to do more then to give him a mild sun burn? Like say push him off a cliff?
Kai Dawnbringer: Or even just leave him in there to suffocate?
Kai Dawnbringer: I don't think that's the real Kamek
>Mario faints, and Luigi falls from the sky.
Kai Dawnbringer: Oh, so Mario fainted from a little burn?
Kai Dawnbringer: And how'd Luigi get up there?
Mewd: magic
>Author: I took him out of a story and made him fall.
Mewd: ....Oook....
Kai Dawnbringer: What?
Kai Dawnbringer: Then why'd he fall?
Kai Dawnbringer: Smash: Paladine almighty...
Mewd: Well lets see, if he had been taken out of existance then some how materialized high in the air then...Then we must be dealing with another stupid plot twist created by the gods angered by this story
Mewd: ahhh
>Luigi: It's-a me, Luigi!
Mewd bolts up out of his chair.
Mewd: Liar!
Kai Dawnbringer: *Mario springs back to life* Mario: That's-a my line!
>LKT520 and Karamov combine their powers to create a flame blast covered with a thunderbolt blast.
Kai Dawnbringer: How the heck could that happen?
Kai Dawnbringer: Air and fire together are anatethma
Kai Dawnbringer: Water and fire are worse
Mewd: Its just a string of fire works and magnets,
Kai Dawnbringer: Hah
>The thunder/fire combo hits Luigi, who is turned into charred dust.
Mewd: They had to make sure to kill him before the fall did.
Kai Dawnbringer: He was wearing an invisible parachute
>Kamek: That was weird.
Mewd: um, Kai which weird thing is he talking about?
Mewd: There are to many to choose from
Kai Dawnbringer: Ummmm.... I would say when Mario delivers his 'It's-a-me' line.
Kai Dawnbringer: Everything else is normal for LKT
>Kamek, Karamov, and LKT520 go to Koopa Isle (this is where Bowser's Castle was before he was grown up) and see a disaster point.
Mewd: Disaster: I know its rude to point, thats why I am doing it.
Kai Dawnbringer: Koopa Isle.... My, how imaginitave!
Kai Dawnbringer: Yeesh
>Castle Koopa is in flames, and dead Magikoopas, Koopa Troopas, and Goombas are scattered all over the area.
Mewd: Geez, He left the iron on again! *is pelted with rotten food*
Kai Dawnbringer: Geez, he left the stove on again! *Is pelted with money*
Kai Dawnbringer: Ha ha ha! I'm better than you are!
>LKT520: Kamek, I must go in.
Mewd: So Light to moths is equal to fire is to authers?
>The heat of the flames is too intense for any Koopa,
Mewd: Kamek: Don't let me stop you
Kai Dawnbringer: Kamek: What a hero! When you die, we'll all hold a big party!
Mewd6: Mewd: LKT: becuase I died like a hero?
Kai Dawnbringer: Kamek: No, cause we all hate you
Kai Dawnbringer: And it'd be really funny too
>but my shield will protect me from the heat.
Mewd: Never mind the fact that its made of a meltable material, If its to hot for koopas who can wade threw lava then this metal sheild will sure protect him
Kai Dawnbringer: Well, he must be that kind of Koopa that is allergic to lava
>1 hour and 25 minutes later...
Mewd: I wonder when hes going to go into the building...
Kai Dawnbringer: He's been in there for an hour
Kai Dawnbringer:I guess that was those deathly screams I heard
>Kamek is worried.
Kai Dawnbringer: Well, no duh! It sounds like LKT and Baby Bowser are still alive!
Kai Dawnbringer: By the way, I wonder how the castle caught on fire
>LKT520: KAMEK! BAD NEWS!!!
Mewd: LKT: Becuase I stood around for a hour and a half I couldn't save anybody!
Kai Dawnbringer: LKT: Baby Bowser is still alive!
>Karamov and Kamek: What? What did you find?
Kai Dawnbringer: LKT: I CAN ONLY SPEAK IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!
>LKT520 is all covered with first, second, and third degree burns.
Mewd: so he has 6 degree burns!
Kai Dawnbringer: Ouch, reeeeealy painful
Kai Dawnbringer: Kamek: Time to take him to Doctor Smash!
>LKT520: My shield went out, and I could not find any trace of Baby Bowser.
Mewd: I hate it when sheilds go out, now he has to rekindle it
Kai Dawnbringer: No, actually it ran away.
Kai Dawnbringer: ...Out a window
>Kamek: This isn't good...
Mewd: Bowsers mom might notice he's missing. nah,
Kai Dawnbringer: LKT: Yeah, I might have to become king of the Empire!
Mewd6: Pikachu: I am a talking Pikachu. I cannot find Baby Bowser anywhere.
Mewd:........
Kai Dawnbringer: ...
Mewd: Thats just to bizzare to make fun of.
Kai Dawnbringer: its makeing enough fun of itself as it is.
>LKT520: I have a strange feeling...
Kai Dawnbringer: You finally realize that R-O-L-A-I-D-S doesn't spell relief?
>LKT520 faints and is rushed to the Koopa Hospital. They have those back when Baby Bowser was there?
Mewd: hey the authers finnally questioning the historical facts of the mario universe, a little late though.
Kai Dawnbringer: Actually, I think it's all in a warped alternate universe.
Kai Dawnbringer: That's a relief, I don't have to correct it now
>Author: I cannot find anywhere else for this to end. So...
Mewd: Not to stop you but finishing a story off with so many unansewer questions and universal time glitches just leaves some readers led askew, not that their not already askew.
Kai Dawnbringer: That's his trademark.
>The End
Kai Dawnbringer:
Mewd:...
Kai Dawnbringer:...
Both: Weird
Mewd: Go me!
*reverse wacky door seaquance*
Mewd: Well Kai? what have we learned here today?
*Long pause*
Kai Dawnbringer: Absolutly nothing!
Mewd: good night!
Kai Dawnbringer: Did you learn anything?
Mewd: I said goodnight!
Kai Dawnbringer: Join us next time.... on the MST Zone
Fin

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