Cue theme song!

In the far far off future,
sometime yesterday,
There was a idiot cat guy named Mewd,
Alot weirder then you or me,
He had a job at Lemmys land compileing stories,
And he really did a horrible job at it,
But Lemmy didn't like him so he shot him into space!
He'll send him cheesy fan fics,
The worst he can find la la la,
he'll have to sit and read them all,
While they monitar his mind la la la,
Now try to remember, that no one controls when the stories begin or end, la la la,
Becuse he used the parts of the machine, to teleport his Aim freinds!
Current MSTing Aim freinds roll coll!

Mewd!
("I'm the moron")

Smash!
("Don't call me dragon boy")

if you are wondering how they eat and breath, and other science facts, la la la,
just remind your self its just a MSTing you should really just relax...

Its Lemmys land science theater, 3000!


now we take you to the koopa satelite of pain,
>The Liar

>By Missy


Smash: Who's the lair?
Mewd: maybe missy is, its typo, its supposed to be the Lie by missy,
>One hot and sunny day in March, Wario and DK were going to a party at Bowser's castle. "I hope we're not late," said DK.

Mewd: DK: I wonder since when I have been a freind of Bowsers, Oh well, going to a part un invited is a sure fire way to start off a freindship.
Smash: Wario: I want cake! Give me CAKE!
>"I hope not either because it was my whole idea to have a party in the first place," said Wario.

Mewd: DK: should we of told bowser he was going to have a party?
Mewd: Wario: nah, He'd of figured it out by now.
Smash: Wario: He'd better have all the ballons and streamers I expect. That and lots of cake. He'd better have read my mind to know what I want.
>Wario and DK didn't notice that the party had started ten minutes ago until DK looked at his watch. "We are late and Bowser's going to be angry," shouted DK.
Mewd: wow DK can read clocks, Thats odd for a jungle ape.
Smash: No, DK is really the guy who invented wrishwatches in disguse
Mewd: But only by night for he must never let his secret be known.
Smash: Or else some guy from the future will conquer the world
>"No, he won't if I run the rest of the way, then he will think I had an appointment and was running late," said Wario.
Mewd: ahem, appointments? lets see, we can rule out docters, and denists, and anything else that relates to hygine what so ever... sooo...
Smash: Shoemaker! That's where he got those weird pointy shoes
>"You're stupid!" mumbled DK.
Mewd: how appreite, you fight like a cow.(Sorry, monkey island referance)
Smash: DK: Moo
Smash: Wario: Cake!
Smash: DK: Oooh! Banana!
>"What did you say?" snapped Wario.
Mewd: he used a exclamation mark simpleton, That logically means that he was yelling, and by the law of bad fan fiction the number of exclamation marks equal the volume that one speaks.
Smash: *mutters something about how more than one exclamation point is quite annoying*
Smash: *Mutters something about blue cats*
>"Oh nothing, let's just get going," said DK.
Mewd: DK: We only have 37 more miles to go,
Smash: Wario: Why can't we take a car?
Mewd: DK: simpleton, that would be to easy!
Smash: Wario: You're stupid.
>Wario and DK finally arrived at Bowser's castle, now 20 minutes late. Wario listened as he heard laughter and fun. "Well, let's go in," demanded DK.
Mewd: you can hear fun? why was I never told of this rare power?!
Smash: Bacause only fat cake-obsessors with a beer belly can hear it.
>They both just walked right in. They were both shocked when they saw that there was not much there as they had expected.
Mewd: wario: Dangit, there are only three of the nine world wonders here!
Smash: DK: What? I was promised that there would be bananas here!
>"I didn't know that Bowser was having a party with only two of his Koopalings and us," said DK.
Mewd: this is what happens when you don't tell people they are haveing a party in advance...
Smash: This is what happens when you trust Bowser with anything less than his own Birthday party.
>"Yeah! You're right, I thought that it was supposed to be us and his entire family," replied Wario.
Mewd: wario: all three of them.
Smash: Wario: And Smithy too.
Mewd: wario continues to blindly count his fingers.
Smash: Wario's blind?
Mewd: no he just dosen't know how to count.
Smash: At least beyond 2
>They both watched Lemmy being a clown. He was juggling and running across the castle floor on his favorite ball at the same time. They also saw Larry in the corner using his wand to make giant flowers. "How come you guys are so late?" asked Lemmy.
Mewd: Wario: uhh, I had a appointment at the... uhh... place thats not related to hygene...
Smash: DK: He's lying.
Smash: Wario: Am not!
Smash: DK: Yeah, you're right
>"Well it all began when I went to the dentist, he wanted to keep me there longer to check a tooth," said Wario.
Mewd: those darn crazy denists, their all obsessed with checking out warios teeth.
Smash: DK: No, he was with the nice lab men!
>"Liar!" mumbled DK.
>"Be quiet Kong! What are you trying to do to me anyway?" Wario hissed.
Mewd: DK: I don't think I like what you are implying,
>"Well you are a liar, just hear yourself talk," DK replied.
Mewd: Wario: too late I've gone deaf, LA LA LA I can't hear you
Smash: *Wario grabs a remote control and hits the mute button in the direction of DK*
Smash: *DK makes a bunch of mute movements,*
>"Don't listen to him Lemmy, he's still suffering from a really bad banana hangover," said Wario.
Mewd: darn those alchohaulic bannas
Smash: Darn those banana beers. If it was up to me, I'd ban them.
>"Whatever! But as long as you guys made it," said Lemmy.
Mewd: they can't start executeing them till they get there.
Smash: No bloody murder can be performed in the Koopa Empire unless it's in front of 3 witnesses.
>All three of them moved to the party room, where they saw Bowser and Larry. "It's about time you guys showed up," said Bowser.

Smash: Bowser: I had to postpone the sport-killings!
>"Yeah we got here but tell him, Wario, why we were so late," said DK.
Mewd: Wario: well I had to learn how to open the door,
Smash: Wario: I had to stop to buy a few snack cakes.
Smash: Wario: I couldn't find the door to my empty room this morning.
>"We were late because my dentist kept me longer to check a tooth and that's the whole truth and nothing but the truth," said Wario.
Mewd: Wario has teeth?
Smash: Of course he has teeth, genius. Just black and rotten ones.
>"Yeah, right, if lies become true," snapped DK.
Mewd: that would be neat, chaos would rule the streets of los angleos
Smash: It already does
>"I am not a liar! I told ya, Kong is suffering from a banana hangover and there's the proof," snapped Wario.
Mewd: Wario: DK, walk this crooked line,
smash: Wario: Say the alphebet backwards.
smash: DK: Why don't you?
Smash: Wario: GRSHWANJURTSGRWSDBEYOPAFHH
>"Why are there only three of you at this party?" asked DK.
Smash: Bowser: 'Cause the rest are dead of food poisoning.
>"Well, ya see, five of my Koopalings were behaving badly, so they are taking time out in the dungeon.
Mewd: Bowser: I am rather asshamed of the remaining kids,
Smash: Lemmy: And it's all King Dad's fault!
Smash: Bowser: LEMMY! DUNGEON! NOW!
>Now only Larry, Lemmy, and I are here," said Bowser. "Now! Lemmy go show are guests your new act," demanded Bowser.
Smash: *Lemmy eats 500 live mice with the Black Death and falls over dead*
Smash: Bowser: Ta-da!
Mewd: Bowser: To bad he can only do it once, Rehersal was so much fun.
>Lemmy hopped on his favorite ball and started entertaining his guests. Larry showed them his new way to grow big flowers. "Wow! That's what I call a good act," shouted Wario.
Mewd: Wario: time for tellitubies! time for Tellitubies!
Smash: DK: Grow me a banana tree!
Smash: Wario: Grow a cake plant!
>"What do you mean good act? What about that cool way to grow flowers?" shouted DK.
Mewd: Wario: dude, please get over your obsessian with plants and color
Smash: DK: Only if you get over your obsession with cake.
>"No, I don't think so, and besides, remember that banana hangover? Well you need more rest," demanded Wario.
smash: DK: But... you... You were the one drinking! I saw you down 12 bottles of vodka!
Smash: Wario: See what I mean? He's seeing things.
>"Well you're suffering from lie hangover!" snapped DK.
Mewd: Wario: well your a big bed wetting doody head, so there.
Smash: DK: Well, you're a steenkin idiotic *bleep* spoothead.
>Wario, not hearing him, made him leave anyway and they both thanked Bowser for the great party, then left. After they were getting closer to Wario's house Wario yelled, "Don't you ever say I lie ever again!"
Mewd: that party could be compared to woodstock,
Smash: You mean three days of love, lust, and merchendising
>"Fine, I won't if you just don't lie," snapped DK.
Mewd: you know its so hard to make fun of this story, yet its so horrible... Smash am I dieing?
Smash: Nah, I just think it's the afteraffect of that helmet Lemmy put on you. That and my incredible artwork
Mewd: you mean the dunce cap?
Smash: No, the electric one he put on you, you know, to force you to read the horrible stories,
Mewd: its not like my head is a vital organ or anything.
Smash: Are you sure? It's imploding, you know
>"Good bye Kong!" Wario said loudly as he went into his house and shut the door behind him.
Mewd: correction: His small boxx.
Smash: Correct-correction. His garbage can.
>"Good night you liar," DK said softly.
Mewd: neat thing to say in the middle of the day...
Smash: It's the banana hangover
>DK was walking back to his tree house when he said out loud, "Wario is a lie! And good night." DK went to bed and dreamed of the party with a liar named Wario.
Mewd: its a paradox!
Smash: Smash: Get under cover! The world's about to end!
>The End
Mewd: yay
Smash: Already?That's it! I'm outta here!
*Smash stuffs Mewd into a garbage desposal and teleports away*

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