Mewd: cue theme song!
In the far far off future,
sometime yesterday,
There was a idiot cat guy named Mewd,
Alot weirder then you or me,
He had a job at Lemmys land compileing stories,
And he really did a horrible job at it,
But Lemmy didn't like him so he shot him into space!
He'll send him cheesy fan fics,
The worst he can find la la la,
he'll have to sit and read them all,
While they monitar his mind la la la,
Now try to remember, that no one controls when the stories begin or end, la la la,
Becuse he used the parts of the machine, to teleport his Aim freinds!
Current MSTing Aim freinds roll coll!

Mewd!
("I'm the moron")

Jon!
("Pass the ketchup")

if you are wondering how they eat and breath, and other science facts, la la la,
just remind your self its just a MSTing you should really just relax...

Its Lemmys land science theater, 3000!

>Lakitu's News Station

>By LoyalKoopaTroopa520

Mewd: Lakitu: There shall be no survivors.
Jon: Today, we will be telling all the summer birthdays for every Lakitu out there! *Flips page*.... oh dear g-d no...

>Bowser settles down to watch some TV.

Mewd: he can't watch TV unless he settles down, castle rules from all his temper tantrums.
Jon: And I'm sure an inanimate object that does nothing is fun to watch for hours at a time.
>Lakitu: Salutations all. This is the Channel 43 News. First, we'll have a look at SkyLakitu.
Mewd: Lakitu: Ain't he ugly? Well thats all for today
Jon: Tune in tomorrow when we make 2,000 United States of Earth president jokes
>SkyLakitu: Hello. I'm over Dark Land right now. The weather's cloudy as usual, and nothing bad (err... good) is happening.
Mewd: If the weather has been been the same enough to be considered "usual" why would they need a weather man?
Jon: Or for that matter, why do they give him a few seconds of air time? n(No pun intended)
>Lakitu: Thank you. An explosion happened lately in one of the castles in Pipe Land. We're afraid we can't control the fire,
Mewd: Apparently spitting and blowing on the fire has had no effect for hours
Jon: Or rain dancing
>but we rescued the residents.
Mewd: we will be trying to correct this horrible mistake as soon as possible
Jon: Unfortunetly, there were no residents, so our rescue heros are now stuck in the pipes. Back to you!
>Let's have a talk with Ludwig von Koopa, sometimes known as Kookie.
Mewd: for his endearing Obsessian with sugar.
Jon: Ludwig is currently on fire and screaming for help, and is not responding.
>Ludwig: Thank you, but may you please call me by my original name?
Mewd: ludwig: please address me as chronoz master of time and space, mortal.
Jon: Lakitu: How about... no?
>Lakitu: Yep, sure. Ludwig von Koopa, what happened in the destroyed castle?
Mewd: He was salvageing the remains of his easy bake oven, and brought it to the center conduate pipe where it exploded in firy rage when he turned it up to five degrees.
Jon: That sounds about right..
>Ludwig: One of my Boom Booms dropped an invention of mine that was highly explosive.
Mewd: it was a small marble brick,
Jon: He was drunk at the time.
>It was an accident, and there are no hard feelings between me and the Boom Boom.
Mewd: Ludwig: however that dose not include the bitter hatired I now show him threwout the day,
Jon: In fact, his pay has been cut to only 0.9 koopabits a day, comapred to his normal 0.93.
>I had a talk with him in the throne room.
Mewd: THE talk? I don't see how that has any relivance to the fire incident
Jon: Ludwig: I was gonna rip his head off but then you showed up.
>Lakitu: Thank you, Ludwig von Koopa. Now, for the weather.
Mewd: they check the weather every three minutes to make sure it hasn't changed?
Jon: The name should be changed to Channel 43 Weather.
>Since the Channel 43 News station is a couple blocks away from Pipe Land Castle,
Mewd: we are pretty sure this means some one will try to lead the fire towward here, we emplore you to not do this.
Jon: Please try this at home before doing it here.
> we will give you the temperature there.
Mewd: Everyone NEEDS to know the temputure of fire.
Jon: And pipes.
>Ludwig: The tempature is about 71 degrees Celsius.
Mewd: thats awful cold for fire, You could walk threw it and the worst that would happen would be a sun burn.
Jon: WHAAAAT? ONLY 159.8128726412151248 Farenhiet??
Mewd: it would take forever to cook a egg over that fire
>Lakitu: Thank you, Ludwig von Koopa. The Pipe Land Castle explosion killed three and injured 147, and 50 suffered no injuries.
Mewd: We are working to correct the un injured people,
Jon: And increase that 147. C'mon, people, we can do better then that!
>That's all for the Channel 43 News. We will see you after The Wendy Show
Mewd: Oh dear haunaka no!
Jon: I hope there's weather on the wendy show!
>1 and a half hours later...
Mewd: wouldn't the news of been over by then?
Jon: Hmmm
>Lakitu: Welcome again. The show actually lasted one hour
Mewd: But who dosen't love a half hour of blank air time?
Jon: (Little kids run up) Me! Me! Me! Me!
>but we had trouble with the camera
Mewd: we couldn't turn it on
Jon: The plug was missing but then we realized I ate it
>so we showed you a cartoon after The Wendy Show.
>Let's have a talk with the bravest, strongest, and nastiest Koopaling, Roy.
Mewd: Roy: meat!
Jon: Roy: Where's the 0.1 Koopabits you promised me?! I wanna get rich fast!
>Roy: Thank you! I'm Roy Koopa, and I'm the meanest and most strongest Koopaling!
Jon: Roy: And stupidest!
Mewd: roy: and floorist
>Lakitu: Yes, that is true. Can you tell us some of your hobbies?
Mewd: Roy: I like long walks on the beach, Romantic dinners, and baby sitting kittens
Jon: Woman I'll chose... cntestant #3!
jon: Roy: YES! In your face, Regis Phillbman!
>Roy: Beating up sissies, collecting rocks, and smashing Mario.
Mewd: okay... since when did this become a interveiw?
Jon: Since around 'Can you tell us some of your hobbies?'
Mewd: yes but its a little awkward for they ust finished a show about interveiws and there doing one now
Jon: dun dun dun
>Lakitu: Thank you, Roy. Let's have a talk with Wendy now. Wendy?
Mewd: Lakitu: hurry up, we only have time to ask you one question before we have to show the weather again!
Jon: Yeah, and I think it dropped 1 degree!
>Wendy: I'm here! Ain't I beautiful? Did you see The Wendy Show?
Mewd: no, frotunattly it was crudly edited out with a painted rock on a stage in its place, saveing us much suffering
Jon: The kids loved it.
>Lakitu: Yes to both. How do you feel about Susan?
Mewd: wendy: shes demon spawn, why do you ask?
Jon: Wendy: Oh, I've taken care of her... heheh-- oops, I mean, she's ok...
>Wendy: She's fine.
Mewd: ly cooked
Jon: With a dab of butter.
>Lakitu: Our sponsors caught a peek of you in The Wendy Show.
Mewd: they are cutting off funding imedietly
Jon: And giving it for more air time for us!
>The screen shows a camera getting a snapshot of Wendy bragging about how beautiful she is.
Mewd: cameramen like takeing pictures of other cameras
Jon: What's a camera?
>Wendy: Now I know! I saw a Fishing Lakitu with a camera on a fishing hook!
Mewd: Wendy: outside of the girls locker room, I demand you fire him.
Jon: SHe must have slow reflexes. She only realized she saw a Lakitu nearly 45 minutes after she saw it...
>Camera Lakitu: And you're looking at him!
Mewd: ususally only idiots admit stuff like that,
Jon: I bet in a few seconds Wendy'll realize she's talking to a lakitu.
Mewd: hours you mean?
Jon: err, yes, hours
>Bowser: I can't believe my children are on TV!
Mewd: Bowser: I better get home to watch it!
Jon: Wendy:............................................... wait, I'm a girl?!
>Lakitu: Now to interview Hip and Hop, AKA Lemmy and Iggy Koopa.
>Lemmy: Hello! This is-
>Iggy: -My brother Iggy.
>Lemmy: Hey! I'm supposed-
>Iggy: -To say that!
>Lemmy: No you-
>Iggy: -werent!
Mewd: my head hurts
Jon: -and so does
Mewd: Any thing above-
Jon -I can't finish sentances thanks to-
Jon: Arrg--
Mewd: ?
Jon: Sorry. Let's contin-
Mewd: -ue this trash
>Lakitu: Off air!
Mewd: The airs way off, make it lighter and airier
Jon: Someone turn the air back on, I can't breath!
>Bowser: Arguing as usual. Roar ha ha ha!
Mewd: Roar ha ha ha?
Jon: Sounds like some grammar out of the Angry Beavers. err, not grammar, but words placement yes, that would best describe it mwuahaha?
Mewd: spooty
Jon: neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, let's! continue.
>Suddenly, Morton pops up on the screen.
Mewd: Morton: why do you run away from me camera man? can't you see this is bigger then the both of us?
BJon: The camera zooms in on his nostril by accident. All the viewers at home (9, to be exact) barf
>Morton: Hi Lakitu do you like wedding cake because I do it's creamy and yummy and it has pink icing flowers and the words happy anniversary or whatever I don't remember and-
Mewd: I hate trends.
Jon: You'll get used to it. WHO LET THE DOGS OU-- *Get shot 30 times*
>Lakitu: Yes yes, I do like wedding cake. It's the color of my cloud. I also like flowers. I wish I was a part of Larry's news station. Not to mention I hate Desert Land, but it just doesn't have enough flowers. Pipe Land is good because of the Piranha Plants. Sorry to interrupt you.
Mewd: This is the worst news program I have seen in hours.
Jon: *Is still dead* *Rewinds and doesn't begin singing*
Jon: They may as well change the name to "Lakitu's rambles and weather"
>Morton: Its ok Lakitu, I'm becoming used to being interrupted because the Koopalings don't think many of my speeches are good but do you like mine? I'll say one to you.
Mewd: your already in the middle of one, don't excurt yourself
Jon: *Puts on earmuffs* Ready.
>Three minutes later...
Mewd: a three minutes later sign appeared, and so ensued a paradox.
Jon: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! A TIME RIP! I JUST MADE THAT UP, BUT STILL, AHHH!!!!
>Lakitu: Your time's up, Morton.
Mewd: morton: fine, you don't get a chrismas card then
Jon: HAPPY HANNAKUA! Errr..
>Morton: Thanks anyway I apprecciate it.
Mewd: morton: thanks for shunning me
Jon: Morton: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
>Lakitu: That was a good one.
Mewd: lakitu has gone brain dead
Jon: Or mind dead.
Jon: Or mind dead.
>Bowser: Zzz... Morton's dead. Very dead.
Mewd: Bowser: my army of morton clones are takeing over, Killing off the orignal helped
Jon: D'uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... da sky is bloo!!!!!!!!11!11`~q2@!!1
>Suddenly a screeching DING DONG can be heard.
Mewd: Door bell: HELP!!!!!!
Jon: Bowser: One minuuuuteee....Lemme get out of Clawdia's clothes!
>Lakitu: Oh no! Time's up, but we have to interview Larry.
Mewd: whats your name larry? okay thats neat bye
Jon: Larry: But wait, I was gonna tell the cure for any disease on any plane- (Larry is cut off by The Wendy show starting)
>Larry: No thank you, I need to plant some potatoes.
Mewd: Larry: These fully grown plants should grow well nine miles under the earths soil.
Jon: But aren't they on Plit?
Mewd6: my mistake
>Lakitu: Bye. See you on Lemmius! (Which is about one week away.) We always do a five-hour news program every Sunday.
Mewd: Sunday? you were useing pliten caladers a second ago?
Jon: Sunday, Monday, happy days, Tuesday wednesday, happy days! Thursday, Friday, happy days! Saturday, what wa day, groovin all week with you.... err, sorry
>Later...
>(The Koopalings burst into the Lounge.)
Jon: I swear they were with lakitu a second ago..
>Koopalings: Bowser, we were on TV!
Mewd: Koopalings: we're so asshamed of ourselves
>Bowser: I'm tired. What time is it? 11:15?! Why dont you play in your rooms?
>Koopalings: Ok!
Mewd: Why are you awake at 11:15 am! its almost noon!
Jon: Kids these days...
>The End
Mewd: yay
Jon: Huzzah! Cake for everyone!
Mewd: not you morton
Morton: Darn.

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