Smash: Let's go!
Mewd: Cue theme song!

In the far far off future,
sometime yesterday,
There was a idiot cat guy named Mewd,
Alot weirder then you or me,
He had a job at Lemmys land compileing stories,
And he really did a horrible job at it,
But Lemmy didn't like him so he shot him into space!
He'll send him cheesy fan fics,
The worst he can find la la la,
he'll have to sit and read them all,
While they monitar his mind la la la,
Now try to remember, that no one controls when the stories begin or end, la la la,
Becuse he used the parts of the machine, to teleport his Aim freinds!
Current MSTing Aim freinds roll coll!

Mewd!
("I'm the moron")

Smash!
("Don't call me dragon boy")

if you are wondering how they eat and breath, and other science facts, la la la,
just remind your self its just a MSTing you should really just relax...

Its Lemmys land science theater, 3000!


now we take you to the koopa satelite of pain,

Smash: Let'sgolet'sgolet'sgo!

>The Chronicles of KT520

>By LoyalKoopaTroopa520

Smash: Edited by Smash and Mewd!
Mewd: Mewd and smash are not responceible for the fact that There are no chronicles in this story
>Scene 1: In Ludwig's room
Mewd: I don't like where this is leading.
Smash: Greaaaat, and I spend most of my scheming time to humiliate Bowser in Ludwig's room! What if the camera sees me?
Mewd: where a mustashe
> KT520 (short for KoopaTroopa you-know-what-number): Thats it! I cant take this babysitting anymore!
Mewd: no I don't know what number, explain it to me slowly.
Smash: 92 1/2 maybe?
Smash: He's a Koopa Troopa? Oh, that explains a looooooot.
>I freak out.
Mewd: Smash, the narraters freaking out again.
Smash: Not again!
Smash: Where's those earmuffs?
>(A Note From You-Know-Who: I'm not usually like this, but...)
Mewd: But I Am a loser non the less
Smash: No, I don't know who.
> Ludwig: Wendy, where's that sock you call an invention?
Smash: Everyone in the Studio: DOWN IN THE FLAMING ABYSS!
Mewd: well I would assume on her feet but lets no jump to such conclusians
>Wendy: Here it is.
>Ludwig sticks the smelly sock into KT520's mouth.
Mewd: yay!
Smash: Ewwwwwwwww, A guy could get pnemonia from that!
Mewd: Wait you don't have any idea where LT520 has been!
>I do sign language saying, "OK! OK! GET THIS THING OUTTA MY MOUTH!!!"
Mewd: thats awfully load sign launguage
Smash: Don't do it, Ludwig!
>Wendy takes the wet sock and uses magic to make it clean again.
Mewd: yes, being in LKT's mouth would sure make it dirty
Smash: What, they haven't invented washing machines yet?
Mewd: they call them microwaves now genius
Smash: Really? I'm a genius!
>Bowser: What's going on in there?
Mewd: Wendy: nothing dad, just Sufficateing LKT.
Mewd: bowser: oh? continue imedietly then.
*You see Smash making faces at another camera*
>Wendy, Ludwig, and KT520: Nothing!
>Bowser: Are you sure I've been only hearing things?
>Wendy, Ludwig, and KT520: Yes!
Mewd: they never said he was to begin with
Smash: Is that the end? I can't take this torture much longer!
Mewd: Bowser: are you sure I'm not a Scitzophrenic?
Mewd: Koopa kids: We're pretty you are.
> Scene 2: In a desert, alone with only KT520
Smash: Why the heck would he be in a desert?
Mewd: exiled after not letting the koopalings sufficate him
Smash: How'd he get there?
Mewd: catapult
Smash: Okay then
> "So that was how it all began.
Mewd: how'd what?
Smash: It, But what's it?
>I had grown tired of babysitting and Bowser didn't even let me fight Mario because I was the smallest Koopa Troopa.
Mewd: LKT: He never let me go on suicide missions like the other koopa troopas!
Smash: You should be glad he didn't! Then you'd never have gotten to write this story, and I'd be bored all night
>Very little then did I know that I would become the strongest Koopa Troopa in the army. I was weaker than Larry so whenever I babysat Roy, after one minute I was being pounded on.
Mewd: LTK: Actully, I didn't no at all, but who cares?
Mewd: LTK: bowser always betted against me
Smash: Why would you ever babysit Roy? Was it only to get someone to pound on so he wouldn't kill off everyone else in the castle?
> "After a while, I grew bigger and stronger. I was finally able to fight. I defeated Mario and Luigi and caught the Princess. I also was promoted to Major KT520. But Mario and Luigi were revived by a mysterious person.
Mewd: why, no one will never know.
Smash: Who? I know and you don't!
Smash: HA!
>They freed the Princess, but King Dad was not mad because I did my best. Today, I am still a major due to the fact that Mario and Luigi are stronger. I have the ability to transform into a female with seven spikes on my shell as a reward from King Dad, thus making me the 8th Koopaling (not a Koopa Cousin). I also have six spikes as my regular form.
Smash: Another one? New Castle Koopa must be huge!
Mewd: well the entire idea of LKT being able to change from female to male is disturbing
Smash: WHAT THE #$%#!
> ). I also have six spikes as my regular form. I became more useful as I
>grew. When I wasn't allowed to fight Mario and Luigi I was only three feet tall. Now I'm fully grown and five feet tall. I don't have any hair like a regular Koopa Troopa, but I look more like Susan Koopa. I have long, blond hair when I'm transformed. But here is how I got this far.
Mewd: can we just stop here?
Smash: 'fraid not.
>Scene 3: Near Mario and Luigi's house

>KT520: I'm gonna get those Marios!

Mewd: A nice birthday preasent
smash: Smash: Get them what?
smash: A pasta maker?
smash: The Book of Doom?
Mewd: isn't he thoughtful?
smash: Yes
Both: Awwwwwwwwww...
>Bowser: I know you can!
Mewd: 't
smash: Bowser: What the #^$%^ am I saying? I want to be the one that beats them!
smash: *Bowser smashes KTwhatever over the head*
>Morton: I hope they don't find us because if they do we'll be smashed, stomped on, squished, flattened, and-

>KT520: Holy *(&$! They've spotted us! Nice going, Big Mouth!

Smash: No, they haven't. The way they're looking at you is just coincidence.
Mewd: KT520: note to self, standing out in a open feild is not a good way to hide
Smash: Bowser: Note to self: Never trust my kids again
>Mario: It's-a time to squish-a them Koopas!

>(Mario leaps over the wall and starts attacking.)

Mewd: can someone tell me where this wall came from?
Smash: How high is that wall anyway?
Mewd: hey its a autehrs note, the fact that mario jumped over the wall isn't relivant to the story after all.
Smash: I can't believe Mario could have survived a fall that far.
Mewd: LKT: note to self, makeing forts from lincon logs is not a good idea
smash: I guess that was the earthquake I felt 2 weeks ago
>KT520: Nyah nyah! Missed me

Mewd: he was jumping over the wall, not jumping at you.

>Bowser: I'd like a Mario BBQ, please!

>Bowser shoots another fireball.

Mewd: he shot a first?
Smash: What does Mario taste like?
Mewd: So Bowser is asking politely for Mario to roast himself?
Smash: Why does he think fireballs work? Everyone knows that the only way to get a perfact roast is lightning bolts.
> I fired a machine gun containing freeze rays that Lemmy had made for me. Mario turned into an ice cube.
Mewd: oh my gosh, The narraters on a killing spree
smash: How could Mario turn into an ice cube? According to some law of psychics I can't remember....
Mewd: he would have to be completely water to be a ice cube
smash: It would seem that there would be a lump of ice in the shape of Mario, Even if he did shoot water as well.
> KT520: YEAH!

>I gave Bowser a high five.
Mewd: Yay, Go narrater!
Smash: How in the heck could he give Bowser a high five? Unless I miss my facts, Bowser is about thrice as big as whatshisname. And according to high five laws, both hands have to be over their heads.
Mewd: I am pretty sure the story is refering to the narrater, They used qutation marks when LKT was narrateing
smash: I thought KT and LKT were the same people.
Mewd: nope
smash: I'm confused!
Mewd: who isn't?
> Scene 4: In the Princess's Castle
>Peach: MARIO!!! HELP!!!
Smash: Peach: I need help! There's an evil hampster in my bed!

>Scene 4: In the Princess's Castle

Peach: MARIO!!! HELP!!!

>KT520: (while I was pinning Peach to the ground) He's already knocked out "cold"! Get it? Knocked out "cold"?
Mewd: uhh.. yeah... ha ha ha.... *awkward silence*
Smash: Boooo! Yaaaaa!
Smash: I just thought of something really disgusting
Mewd: I don't like what the previos scentence might lead to
> Lemmy: (while lowering a crane) You got that right, guy!
Smash: Lemmy: who are you anyway?
Mewd: so peaches castle is really a crane game?
>Peach: What happened to Luigi?
> KT520: I killed him a couple months ago.
Mewd: before you got premoted? Wouldn't they of gave you more respect if you had killed him back then?
smash: I guess it was secret.
>Meanwhile, outside, the ice melted but Mario isn't freed. He melted with the ice cube
Mewd: gee, how logical
Smash: What ice cube? Besides, it's impossible, Mario would have died anyway.
>Scene 5: At Bowser's Castle
>KT520: That Mario puddle was cool!
Mewd: LTK: I never saw real water before!
Smash: Bowser: I'm a genius!
Smash: *Bowser drinks to Mario puddle*
Smash: LKT: CANNIBAL!
> Bowser: For capturing the Princess and killing the Marios, I'll give you a spell so you can make anything appear. I gave this spell to the Koopalings when they became old enough, and now I can give it to you.
Mewd: giveing spoiled childern the ability to alter pysical matter from nothingness is sure a great way of saying "I love you"
Smash: Cooooool..... wait! I can do that! I'm the one that gave it to Bowser!
Smash: I was so stupid!
> That was how i became Loyal Koopa Troopa 520.

Mewd: LKT: by writeing the above paragraph,
Smash: And by eating raw chicken
Smash: And getting sold to a circus sideshow run by the CFG
> Bowser: (continued) I'll give you part of the Mushroom Kingdom to rule, andalso a brand new doomship in any kind of shape you want.
Mewd: LTK: then let it be in the form of bob sagot! *star wars foreboding doom theme plays*
smash: LKT: I shall call it the..... Death Star! *Does the pinkie to mouth thing Dr. Evil does.*
Smash: *does a sneeze sounding like 'rip off!'*
>LKT520: I want it to be called Death Ship, and it will be in the shape of arocket. Can I have one of your Bowser Bullets too?
Mewd: Bowser: No, you can only have them once you snatch this grain of rice from my hand
smash: Bowser: Use, the Force, Luke, ImeanLKT!
> Bowser: Ok, that will be what it is. I'll add the Bowser Bullet, dual plasma laser pulses, a missle launcher, and dual chainguns loaded with very large bullets. I'll give you a plasma shield and your own troops to command. Is that ok?
Mewd: LTK: no, I want a happy meal as well!
Smash: They really have all those things on Plit? Then why did Bowser not use them before?
Mewd: maybe he wanted to give mario a chance,
*pause*
Both: Nahhhhhhh!
Smash: He's just stupid!
>LKT520: Woah! You read my mind!
Mewd: LKT: its completely vacant!
>Bowser: One of the powers in the spell I gave you!
Mewd: Bowser never gave the spell to him, and he didn't use it either! so how could he?
Smash: No, everyone in the world can read your thoughts.
>LKT520: That's neat. I'll also need an air-to-ground bomb.
Mewd: LKT: make sure it can't work in space or water!
Smash: Bowser: What are bombs?
Mewd: LTK: they are rocks, painted black
Smash: Bowser: Oh, you mean the Boom thingies
> Bowser: But I took over the Mushroom Kingdom! It's all mine now!

>LKT520: But what if-
Mewd: LKT: They open a star bucks?
smash: LKT: Mario bursts out of your *censored*
>A large explosion could be heard, followed by screams for help.
Mewd: it could be heard, but it wasn't
Smash *Bowser is suddenly disengrated*
Mewd: They opened the cafeteria!
>Bowser: Get in your doomship! There might be trouble!

Mewd: LTK: no I am pretty sure that explosian didn't mean anything, relax
Smash: Bowser: Yeah, you're right. THose H-Bombs droped on this castle are just an accident
>Scene 6: In a very deadly situation
Mewd: OMG Smash! the scene is in mortal danger!You gotta save it
Smash: DUCK AND COVER!
*Smash blasts a huge fireball into the scene*
*Is disentergrates the other Koopaling's ships*
Smash: Okay it's safe now
Smash: I know who's attacking and you don't!
>While in the air, I can see each doomship lying on the ground with the cockpit shredded and mixed with small red spots. Roy is all in pieces. A missle headed dead center for LKT520's cockpit, but LKT520's agile doomship eaisly avoided it. However, the radiation ripped off one of the tail wings.
Mewd: Wow, they made LKT's ship real fast,
Smash: That's Koopa Construction for you, But I bet it's about to fall apart.
>Computer: Warning! Plasma radiation. Doomship is damaged. Radiation is flowing in.
Mewd: LTK taps the moniter and sez "nothing to worry about"
Smash: I know who's attacking any you don't!
Smash: LKT: 8:00! Miller time! He's getting delirus.
> (A cloud of invisible radiation moved rapidly into the ship, and I blacked out.)
Mewd: Oh no the narrater fainted! now what do we do?
Smash: Let's see the attacker!
Mewd: how can it be a cloud and invisible at the same time?
*Zoom to Smash standing on a hilltop and laughing as the Death Star blows up and crashes into Castle Koopa*
Smash: I believe the correct term would be.... BOO YA!
>Computer: Autopilot on. Weapon systems are automatic.
Mewd: if they can do that, then why the heck do they need koopas driveing them? why risk their own lives?
Smash: Simple: Computers are stupid, Look at DG's computer
Mewd: *the death ship rams into the other ships and they all crash*
>Scene 7: At the Koopa Hospital

Mewd: I hope scene 7 will be alright
Smash: I already disentegrated them all
>I heard voices.
Mewd: don't worry narrater, we'll heal ya up good!
Smash: Where's that spare brain? Scalpel...
>Voice 1: He's got serious injuries. I don't think he's going to make it.
Mewd: *everyone cheers*
Smash: BOO YA!
Mewd: what the heck dose that mean anyway?
Smash: It means, "Ha ha, I got you and there's noothing you can do about it"
>I opened my eyes.
Everyone: Aw, man.
Mewd: Docter: go back to sleep,
Smash: WHATHE#$%^$&%^&%^$%^!
>Bowser: Great! You're alive! Your computer system broke down when your plasma shields were destroyed by one of the traitors in the clan.
Mewd: then how could it go on auto pilot?
Smash: What traitor? Me? I'm not in the Koopa Clan! And I destroied them all!
> You crash-landed near my castle,
Smash: bowser: you chipped the paint off the side, no food for a year!
Mewd: shouldn't the ship of gone "BOOM" if that was true?
>and the castle is still under repair.
Mewd: all that poor paint!
Smash: Bowser: You're costing me 456098 coins in Rubber Cement!
Smash: Bowser: But at least I get to sniff it
Smash: That answers a lot of questions
>I downed the ship using a special boomerang.
Mewd: Yes, boomerangs are perfect for putting out fires and hauling huge ships
>Five ribs are broken, your right lung has stopped working, your left arm is broken, your right leg is broken, part of your skull is cracked, and you have tons of bruises and scars. You also have three missing spikes, four have broken their tips off, and your transformation spell is not working. Thank DAD you're alive!
Mewd: meaning your permenently stuck as a female
Smash: Ludwig's ghost: Ooo la la
Smash: Lemmy's ghost: Hey! She's mine!
Smash: Iggy's ghost: No, mine!
Mewd: Wouldn't it be cool if normal people could live threw that much damage and still be able to open and shut there eyes
Smash: But he/she's not a normal person
>I tried to get up but could not.
Mewd: no duh, he just told you, you broke almost every bone in your body.
Smash: Yeah, I chained him down
smash: And after the Death Star was down, I tortured him by singing.
Mewd6: well with the logic in this story, LTK should be walking around in five minutes as if nothing happened
smashsumashi: True, but I cast a reality spell on him
>Bowser: You are also paralyzed since your backbone is broken.
Mewd: bowser: its kinda crookid, but we're gonna leave it be and hope it heals right
>Scene 8: Three days later in the Lakitu Channel 43 news

>Lakitu: Salutations all! This is the Channel 43 News. Let's meet our amazing survivor of the deadly battle, LKT520!

Mewd: Hes a war hero dispite the fact all he did was faint and crash land.
Smash: I should be the hero! I was the one that blew up all the other ships!
> The camera focused to me lying in a soft bed in the Interview station.

Mewd: their going to interveiw the narrater!
Smash: Why?
Mewd: hes a bigger war hero, he narrated the battle
Smash: So? We were the ones that ended it
>Matthew (from the audience): Since Morton's dead, there won't be any "wedding cake".

Mewd: yep, interveiwers only sit in the audiance while interveiwing
Smash: But Morton's ghost is here.
>LKT520: This is no Interview!
Mewd: your right, but no one cares
Smash: We all want you to die. We want a free lunch at your funeral
>Scene 9: (See Scene 2)

Mewd: I don't see it anywhere
Smash: Where?
*We see LKT in Dr. Evil's hideout*
Smash: Dr. Evil: Meow Mix, Meow Mix, meat and liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, Please deliver..... etc.
*LKT explodes*
>"That actually did happen, but when my magic was working again, I revived the Koopalings and rebuilt their doomships. I also healed, except that my spike and lung problems are permanent. I still have the large bruise that got hit first in the crash. I have told you enough."
Mewd: we all agree!
Smash: Finally! WHOHOO!
>LKT520 dissappears before you can snap your fingers.

Mewd: times like these that make me wish I COULD snap my fingers...
Smash: No, he disappeared before we could throttle him.
>Credits:

>LKT520: Played By himself
Mewd: *gasp* No! really?
Smash: Really
Mewd: he dosen't do his own stunts but he can sure faint well
smash: THat was actually real radiation, That's why he's the mutant he it
>Traitor of the Koopa Clan: Played By The King

Mewd: but we never actully "SAW" the traitor
>Voice 1: Played By Bowser
Mewd: Bowsers the narrater? then who played bowser?
>Mario and Luigi: Played By Themselves

Mewd: all they did was die
Smash: And we never saw Luigi
Smash: Just like them Koopa bums
>"I Can Make It, I'm Almost There!" Song Created By LKT520

Mewd: I don't remember there being any songs...
Smash: It was that awful screeching sound we heard
>"I'm Not Gonna Give Up For My Clan" Song Created By Vicious Grrl

>"Battle *bang* In the Air *bang*" Song Created By Stinky Sears

Mewd: to bad we didn't hear the one by vicios, it might of actully made this thing partly enjoyable
smash: Whatever
>Special Thanks To:

>Stinky Sears, for ruining the Battle in the Air song.

>LKT520, for supporting the main character.
Mewd: LKT is supporting himself!
Mewd: well atleast he won't fall over
Smash: No, herself
Mewd6: no wait, Maybe he was supporting the narrater, he had more lines
>The End
Mewd: Finnally!
Smash: YEA!

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