The shell shape satellite slowly hovers by the screen in the void of space with only the sight of plit in the background to reflect the light of this solar systems star, truly a thing of beauty and deep meaning it all is… Inside the ship the entire crew of the satellite of pain is gathered as Mewd stands in the front of the others wearing a newspaper crown as he scratches the back of his head thinking. “Okay, we’re about ready to escape” He announces happily as he brings down his hands to twiddle his thumbs “Jon, get the list please” Jon steps forward and pulls out a notepad from his pockets and flips it open to a checklist. “Okay, Cliché joke list gags” Mewd says as he begins to count off his fingers. “Check” Jon says as he scratches off a line with a pen. Er, Yes, Deep meaning… “Escape Plan?” Mewd asks as he skips one of his fingers while counts them off. “Uh, Check, I think” Let’s just get on with it… “Okay we don’t need anymore then that” Smash says as he snatches the notepad from Jon’s grasp and chucks it behind his back into the recently reassembled engine room. Jon droops his head in sadness as he holds his hands aloft missing it. “Erm, Anyway” TMS interrupts as he raises a finger “We’ve cut off Lemmy’s connection to the ship, and modified the ship so that it doesn’t explode when we attempt to set it off course. Let’s get out of here before we’re stopped by some random twist of luck” “Alright, we have two choices,” Mewd blurts as their ever progressing conversation yeilds “we can either head back to Plit and purposely crash into some random historical landmark or we can wander the galaxy aimlessly looking for awkwardly placed adventure!” “I opt we go for the random wandering thing.” Jon suggests still holding his hands infront of him. “Alright, Seeing as you’re obviously make up the opinions of the majority of our group we’ll go with what you want” Mewd responds as he heads towards the bridge. “Please stop saying ‘Alright’ you infernal cat,” Damacon says as he holds up a hammer. Back to the void of space, the ship slowly moves away from Plit as it spins forward at an awkwardly slow pace. “Wheeee, We’re having some fun now, almost enough to make me ignore how horribly infantile Plit’s Rocket science is.” Golden Road calls as he pokes his face against the glass of a porthole gleefully. The ship continues to spin, as it covers about three feet per minute we’ll return to Plit to see how Lemmy is handling the situation. Lemmy still seated at the computer twitches his eyebrow as he smashes his mouse into the desk trying to get the contraption to work, “Argh, either they’ve devised a plan to escape with me and cut off my connection or I forgot to pay my phone bill…” he groans. He pulls from under his desk a Seasons worth of bad fan fics and taps his hand against his desk irritably. “I even have a few ready to send them, argh, luck is not on my side” he sighs. “If only I had some ignorant underling stupid enough to go after those idiots…” he mumbles as he folds his hands and lays his chin on then against the desk and glares at the monitor. Immediately the door swings open as Wendy staggers in holding a hand full of assorted garments. “Hi, I’m your local deus ex machina here for your convenience” She gleams with a grin as she drops her armload onto the floor. “What’s all this?” Lemmy yells with frustration as he pulls himself up and turns in his swivel chair. “I just wanted to get your opinion on some clothes I recently acquired threw petty thievery” Wendy snaps as she searches threw her piles. Lemmy groans as she pulls up a painted Garbage sack, “What do you think of this one?” She asks holding it infront of herself. There’s a pause as Lemmy just stares at her as he remains spaced out in thought as she babbles talks, suddenly a thought snaps in his mind. “AHA!” He calls as he throws down his fez and grabs Wendy by the side. “-Ack, let go of my you freak!” Wendy yells struggling to get out of his older brothers grip. “Don’t worry, I have a plan!” Lemmy says ignoring her, he runs into the hall with her in his hands and after a bit of running threw random passages, enters a large dome like room with an open gap in the roof. A medieval style cannon sits silently in the center of the room as a large trash can stands in front of it. Lemmy finally loosens his grip and drops Wendy like a candy wrapper onto the floor. She rolls upright and immediately starts yelling and swearing left and right, “Why’d you do that!? %$#%$#%” Etc. Lemmy remains calm as he holds his mouth agap, waiting for his sibling to finish. Twenty minutes later he gets a chance as she begins to breath, “Dear sister, I need your help, my plan to conquer the free world is in peril as my research is escaping” He calmly announces as she sits starring at him with on eyebrow raised. “Seeing as you are the second most expendable of the lot of us, and Morton’s gone to the movies, I’d like to shot you into space to do random errands for me.” He finishes with a grin. She remains speechless, and after a long period of silence she speaks “Soooo….” She trails off “I’ll be getting a large evil looking space ship to hunt this ‘research’ down?” She asks as she stares blankly at him. “Something along those lines” Lemmy says as he immediately punts her with his left foot throwing her into an unconscious state. He then picks her up again and dumps her into the trash pail like an old toy. Grinning, he runs back to his computer to fetch the fan fics, and upon returning dumps the lot on top of her. Hands on the rim of the pail he thinks about what else to leave her as supplies. “Lets see, she’ll need life support” He runs off and upon returning he chucks a can of olives, and a plastic baggie filled with air into the can. He then writes a list of instructions for her and dumps that in as well and closes the lid. The scene cuts to outside as the small cannons nosle sticks out of the roofing, with the trash pail sticking out awkwardly. “Alright, time to launch!” Lemmy calls from inside, and after a moment the pail falls from the cannons innards and lands in the castle’s courtyard. “Argh, this make take more time then I thought.” Sometime after being launched into space, Wendy sat sipping at her bag of air with a straw as she review the list of things to do. “One, locate Mewd ‘n’ company and the satellite. Two, Scold them, Three, send them mind numbing fan fic, four, insert toaster pastry and enjoy.” She sat silently. “Ah, Riiiiiight” She said as she starred at the list again. A sudden crash that rustled the entire tin can shook Wendy to her senses, she’d just crashed into the satellite of pain. “Ok, lets get this over with” On the bridge the crew is having a chuckie cheese escue party, damacon sits in the back flicking party favors into the crowd with his talons, the monitor flashes on with Wendy onscreen. “Okay, parties over, I hope you’ve all had a pleasant escape, now its time to view a fan fic, and if you’re wondering, being inside this trash pail somehow gives me omnipotent power to communicate to you all while maintaining the ability to send you fics for plot convenience.” She nods as the alarms begin flashing. “Aw, nuts” Mewd says as he tosses his party hat down in disappointment. “Well, lets get this over with, the writers getting bored with this long introduction, who’s coming with me?” Mewd says as he turns to his companions, all of whom took this exact moment to decide and take naps symaltaniosly. “Come on!” he grunts as he grabs Smash by the back of his neck. “Ack, wait, I haven’t had any pizza yet, don’t I get a last meal?” Smash groans as they enter a series of sliding mall doors into the theater.

TV Can Be Dangerous By Mary Beyer

Mewd: The pure ethusiasm of reading this drips from every openly bleeding vein in my body.

“What’s on?” Cheatsy asked Kookie, who was channel surfing.

Mewd: Kookie: changing-channels-to-fast-to-be-able-to-know. Smash: I don't get that term. It always conjures images of floating on a remote control in a sea of hypnotic images. Mewd: Kookie: I've yet to get the toaster to display images, give me a few hours...

“I don’t know. I’m looking.” Kookie said from his seat on the sofa.

Mewd: Now all he has to do is look at the television which has yet to be mentioned. Smash: It'd be easier if he removed that blind-fold also. Mewd: Kookie: Still looking...*minutes pass*...I've no idea.

“Hey, guys!” Big Mouth called as he ran up. “I heard they added a channel that plays cartoons ALL the time! 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, 1000 years a millennium…!” Cheatsy had pinned Big Mouth down to shut him up.

Mewd: Not very effective, he's had him pinned from the start of the story and yet it didn't stop him. Smash: Yes, he pinned someone at least twice as big as he was. Smash: Thumb tacks are amazing things, hm? Mewd: Cheatsy: Must stop... his endless comic prattle... *smothers him with his arms* there.

“Sounds interesting…Big Mouth, what’s the channel?” Kookie asked.

Smash: Even though he was unable to speak from his little brother sitting on his chest.

“33!” Big Mouth yelled just clearly enough for Kookie to hear. Kookie flipped to 33 and saw a show called The Flintstones. The credits were rolling.

Mewd: Announcer: Well that was our 5,000th showing of the flinstones today, perhaps your minds have been dulled enough to buy more useless dragon ball z merchindise?

“Flintstones…Meet the Flintstones! They’re the modern Stone Age fam-il-ee! From the…town of Bedrock…they’re a page right out of his-tor-reeee!" a voice sang.

Mewd: I guess even in other demensions the fear that is the flinstones spreads like ivy to the feet of very slow moveing people. Smash: Yes, and our lives are forever better for reading a theme that everyone on the planet, including ones without a TV, have heard about 5,000,000 times.

“What is this stuff?” Cheatsy asked. All this noise had drawn the other Koopalings to the TV. Then a strange sequence of events took place and at the end the screen read “TOONAMI.”

Mewd: A random un-described series of events happened. Boy this writer is descriptive. Smash: Must be a badly spelled 2000 lb weight in a Florida city. Mewd: "Toonami" your source for anime you really would be better off not knowing existed.

“One…Two…One Two Three Four!” a voice counted.

Mewd: Argh, the stories become a promotional edu-tainment fic, we've been tricked! Smash: Yes, it knows how to count. Let's all cheer for the voice. *Gags and falls over, shaking the entire sattelite* “Oh, I remember this!” Cootie-Pie said. She didn’t say what was going to be next though, she knew her brothers would change the channel. Cootie pie: I know a television show from another demsion dispite television being outlawed by our father. Smash: And then her brothers would go back to mindless channel surfing on a toaster. Then a voice familiar only to Cootie-Pie started talking. Mewd: Her own. Smash: Either that or those voices in her head telling her to kill Bowser. Mewd: Voice: ...and if you send this e-mail to twenty people you will be granted imortality and lots of money. Mewd: Voice: Burn everything up! I will knock you all down! “I am Sailor Moon! Champion of Justice! You wanna see action? I’ll give it to you! The Sailor Scouts are here!” it said. Mewd: Kookie: Daaad, a desmembodied voice is trying to forcibly give us action, make it stop! Smash: Not another SM redo....curse you Japaneese! Heeeelp! Smash: I'm going to make like my great great uncle Godzilla and level Tokyo if this story begins to annoy me.... if I ever get down that is.... Mewd: Voice: And we'll spend the remainder of the episode giveing speaches about how you shouldn't turn people into ice cream and such. “What da?” Bully asked. Smash: Aw, he's talking like a baby, how cute. Mewd: Roy: Ah, Wendy! Your voices have started to talk to me, curse you and your group therapy as its done this to me! “I’m changing the channel!” Kookie proclaimed. Then, the remote started to glow. Mewd: Kookie: Alright, whos the smart alec that put deus ex machina brand batteries in this thing? Smash: Curse those remotes made of miniature wormholes. Mewd: (in documentary voice) Ludwigs attempting to program the VCR, its begun to glow a evil light as he begins to chant. “Huh?” It shot at the TV and a huge cyclone whirled and pulled all seven of the Koopalings in. Smash Sumashi: And then proceeded to demolish the rest of the castle. Mewd: ...Okay... so the remote shot out of his hand and began to twirl fast enough to create a vortex powerful enough to create a new demension where television programs exist like real life? Smash: Yes Mewd: Makes perfect sense. “YAAAAAAAAAHHHH!” the Koopalings yelled. Mewd: Neat, they're makeing fun of the pluasability of this story to! Smash: They're actually enjoying this...I think. It's like the roller coaster from the Abyss. “This is all your fault, Kookie!” Cheatsy screamed as they fell through the TV. Mewd: You attempted to find wholesome TV the whole family would enjoy! How dare you!! Smash: Apparently the force of gravity has changed polarity. Either that or they're all standing on a huge TV screen. They woke up on soft grass. Mewd: Ah, so thats what the interior of a TV is like, a bountaful feild of a grass. Smash: It was all a dream. Go figure. Hip woke up and looked around. “Huh?” he said. Then he saw a sign. Smash: It was a burning bush. Mewd: "Warning, do not use the remote lest you be pulled into the TV not by your own will and forced to sleep on grass." “ ‘ Tokyo Elementary School?’ Hmmm. Wasn’t that the name of the school that Sailor Moon went to?” Smash: So "Cootie-Pie" (gag) is not the only one that watches cheesy Japaneese shows. Blackmail material, yay. Mewd: Hip: Not that I watch the show, I was merely able to tell from the minute long speach she gave. The other Koopalings were waking up. They looked around, and Kookie figured out something brilliant. Smash: Kookie: R-O-L-A-I-D-S does not spell relief! Mewd: Kookie: Yes, its brilliant, very much so, I've discovered that this is not infact our liveing room. Worship and gock in my awsome intellect. “We’re inside the TV!” He said. Mewd: *very fake sounding gasp* Smash: Apparently "Kookie's" suddenly changed into a god. Smash: Note the capatilized 'He' “Well thank you Sir Brilliant. I must thank you for your brilliant observation,” Hip said sarcastically. Mewd: Its not enough that they had to give away the whole plot for me, but then mock it imedietly, as we are. Smash: He reminds them that he has to thank him after thanking him. “Let’s go in,” Cootie-Pie said. They all walked in. Mewd: All of them are listening to Cootie without argument, they've either landed on their heads when they got here or are pod people. Smash: She meant into the TV Ejecting Station next door, but they just went into the school instead. They stopped at one specific room. Mewd: Kookie: Argh, why are we so compelled to visit the room next to the water fountain, its a curse! I swear. Smash: Though logic dictates that they should seek the person in charge, they instead went to the hiden room that holds the fountain pressure valves “ ‘Ms. Haruna’s Class.’” Cootie-Pie read. “Maybe Sailor Moon can help us.” Mewd: Yes, Lets go to a class room that we somehow know sailormoon is in dispite the channel just being created and they only veiwed it for 90 seconds. Smash: Cootie: ...But I doubt it. The only one in the room was Serena. Mewd: Leaveing anyone whos never actually watched sailor moon completely confused. Perhaps she's yet to realize class is over. Smash: Such as me. Mewd: All you need to know is that this Serena is going to be refered to as sailormoon and Serena back and forth randomly. Smash: I'm confused. Mewd: Serena: Okay, now that no ones here its time to steal chalk and pencils! Smash: I'm still confused. “Hey, kids.” she said. “Are you going to a masquerade party? Or are you looking for Rini?” Smash Sumashi: Kookie: None of the above. We're looking for the spell that will allow up to create demons! Mewd: Cootie: We're looking for this Rini person you mentioned, becuase you mentioned it we're so vaugely intrested that we'll ignore the fact you asked this quesiton to complete strangers. Smash: Kookie: Don't listen to her. She doesn't know what she's talking about. Mewd: Hip: Yes, Demons, we want some to have a even ten for poker night. Smash: Cootie: Hey! Don't ruin my chance to meet my heroine! Smash: Bully: Make us! “That’s it!” Kookie yelled. “I can’t stand Sailor Moon! I’m changing the channel!” Mewd: This said within 10 seconds of listening to her talk. Sounds resonable. Smash: He's changing the channel with what? Smash: Is he gonna reach outside the TV or use the remote that hasn't been mentioned and we can only assume is outside the show? Mewd: Kookie: Time to screw with the space time continium again, this is building into a entertaining hobby. Serena ran up to him. “Hey little kid, how did you know I’m Sailor Moon?” she asked. Mewd: Seeing as her transformed self consists of a shorter dress and jewlery stuck to her school uniform I'd say its awful hard to figure it out without the aid of adults supervision. Smash: Kookie: Well, the fact that you just announced it in a 15 second monolouge must've had something to do with it... She touched his shoulder as he pressed the ‘Fast Forward’ button. They were all zapped into the TV together. Mewd: apprently Serena comes to school to watch television. Must be equvilent to real life online schooling. Smash: Into the TV.... So they were zapped into a TV already inside a TV? Mewd: Yes, lets hope they don't figure out this, it may get ammuseing if they're sucked into twenty differnt sets inside one another for the remainder of the story. Mewd: Serena touches his shoulder, apparently she was trying to point at him but fumbled at pushed her hand to far. Smash: It's going to initiate a paradox that will eventually destroy all the TV stations in the world. The seven Koopalings and Serena woke up on a metallic floor. All the Koopalings stared at Serena. Mewd: Is this story going to consist with half the describtion being to what type of flooring their sitting on, and the other with random encounters with TV icons? Smash: That and the fact that at least half the story's a dream, as the characters continually wake up when there is no mention of sleeping. “Uh, hi. I guess we’re in this together now. What’s your names?” Serena asked. Mewd: Well, theres cranky, egoy, talkative, greedy, meany, shorty, and egoy2. Smash: You've just enhanced my theory that the Koopalings are actually the seven dwarves in disguise Mewd: Serena: We were knocked unconscious and I'm with a bunch of children in costumes, so we should do something intelligent like split up and work together. “I’m Hip, that’s Hop, over there that’s Cootie-Pie, to your left is Big Mouth(don’t try to talk to him), the dude with the wild blue hair is Kookie, that’s Cheatsy, and the strong guy is Bully.” Hip pointed to all the Koopalings in turn. Mewd: Hip: I have other siblings to that are all named bowser Jr. and several adoptive self insertion writers dad keeps as pets, but they aren't with us. Smash: Hip: Sorry about all the dumb names. It's not our fault! Smash: Hop: Yeah, it's San Andreas' Fault! Smash: (Snicker, snicker, snicker, snicker) “Oh,” Serena said. “Nice to meet all of you! I’m Serena.” Mewd: Serena: I'm the whining ditz who comically eats three times her wheight in food, and at night fall becomes a whiny ditzy crime fighting super hero leader. Smash: Let's see, where's that dictionary..... Mewd: Ditz means someone whos stupid, clumsy, and forgetful. Smash: No, something else... Smash: Drat! Smash: I'm trying to look up 'nice' but I can't find the dictionary. “Oh,” Serena said. “Nice to meet all of you! I’m Serena.” Mewd: Serena: Dispite you know my secret idenity, I feel the need to tell you who I am, remember to write this down. Smash: Lessee, where's that dictionary... Smash: I don't think 'nice' is the word to use. “Hey! Kookie! This looks like that robot place from Sonic!” Big Mouth yelled. Mewd: Sonic sent them a robot place? Smash: Must be. I wonder how he got interdimensional postage. “SONIC?” Kookie yelled. Mewd: With the caps lock on, Mewd: Kookie: 50/\/1C 5|_|C|c5 D00D!1 Smash: He's saying that since he is obsessed with anything having to do with sound. (Look at his laugh, and you'll see what I mean) That and the fact that he's actually heard of a character from a different universe. “I hate Sonic! We gotta get out of here!” He tried the clicker, but nothing happened. Mewd: Maybe becuase they don't have a "clicker". Smash: Okay, now he hates sound. I wish he'd make up his mind. Mewd: Kookie: I hate sonic! That gives us enough reason to flee. HURRY. “Hey, Kookie,” Hop called. Mewd: don't eat food you find on the ground, wait he means his sibling... Mewd: Kookie responded by clapping his hands in ammusement in response to his name. Smash: Hop: I've found a really cool looking remote on the ground located just under a huge spiked ball. I'm gonna play with it! “I think we have to get the help of someone from this show. Then we can leave.” Mewd: Becuase if they don't, they won't screw up the interdemensional order enough to fill their quota for this fic. Smash: And make TMS and me fix it again. Man, we just got the universe recovered from the last story! They started walking towards the outskirts of the robot city. Mewd: Dispite it being a huge motropalis in a dome without an Outskirts to begin with... Smash: And despite the fact that they were already in the city..... They headed into the forest and since none of them had ever watched Sonic, they didn’t know where he and his allies hid. Mewd: Or why they were wandering into a forest. Smash: Or the fact that they knew of another character on a show they've never seen..... Then Hip found it. Mewd: It turns out it was behind a tree, thats why Robotnik never found it. Smash: Behind the tree in the center of the forest that everyone within 500 miles can see He couldn’t use his ball because it was back at the Keep, so he had to walk Mewd: They tell us this now becuase its important to the continiuation of the story! Or not. Smash: Well, it's kind of logical that he would walk, as before this point in the story, Hip was Iggy. Then he tripped on a rock and into a hollow tree chute. Mewd: The others fallowed becuase they KNEW a hallow tree probbally led to gold and adventure dispite it being filled with bugs and compost. Smash: ...which none of the group had seen, as they were all looking in the other direction. Mewd: he went in, and slid three feet forward and popped out the other side, now the plots REALLY moveing. Mewd: he wasn't missed. Smash: At all. Mewd: no one noticed. Smash: At all. The others followed him. Mewd: Becuase...? Smash: They all walked backwards onto the rock and tripped as well. Mewd: Kookie: Hey, where'd our sibling go? I guess we'll just leap into this awkwardly placed hole in a tree to find out. “OW!” They all landed in a heap at the bottom of the chute. Mewd: Which was three feet away from the tree stump, they've now made it to the other side of the tree, to knothole. Smash: Apparently they've stumbled onto a huge familliar game board. “I have a bad feeling about this,” Serena said. “Moon Star Power!” Within seconds she had turned into Sailor Moon. Mewd: Seconds? I thought the transition took about five minutes, and all around her are filled with such awe that they don't bother to do anything till the scenes over. Smash: Geez, now it's added a Star Wars reference. Another hour getting things straightened out for me.... “Do we have to get the help from someone like Sonic?” Bully groaned. Mewd: Bully: Why do we have to seek help from a arragont super hero? Or atleast this one? There are about twenty in this demension alone. Smash: Kookie: No, we need help from his antithesis. This is just a little detour. “If we ever wanna get back home,” Cootie-Pie told him. Mewd: cootie: We'll need to if we wanna screw things up enough so that this story has a bizzare here we go again ending. Smash: Hop: Do we wanna go back home? Smash: Hip: No, but we have to. “Hyah!” a voice cried. A blur came past them then whirled around for another pass. This time it wasn’t going to miss. Mewd: Seeing as its a first time of whatever its doing. Smash: Yes, an artwork mistake can move really really fast. “Icy Blast!” Hip yelled. A blast of ice came from his wand. It stopped the thing in its tracks. Mewd: By hovering in mid air for a second, balanceing on the end of the wand, then ploping onto the ground. Smash: Strangely, the wands were never mentioned before. Is this a universe where you could make anything appear by thinking of it? Smash: I suppose he could have stolen 'Serena's' wand... “How?” it asked. Then, “Are you a ‘bot?” Mewd: Sonic: I wasn't sure if you were robots or not so I attempted to kill you, now tell me which side your on! Smash: Kookie: Let's see, I can bleed, I have a heartbeat, and I have no robotic parts in my body, yeah, I must be a ''bot' “Nah.” Hip said, twirling his wand. “I’m Hip Koopa!” Mewd: hip: But you can call my squincky! Smash: Then he dropped his wand and it detonated with the force of a small atom bomb. “Never heard of ya,” the voice said. “I’m Sonic.” Mewd: Prooveing once again that parents of video game characters purposely name them things like this so they get beat up alot. Smash: That must be why he learned to run so fast. Hip introduced his siblings and Sailor Moon. Mewd: Hip "squicky" Koopa: Okay, over theres gimli, kili, fili, balain, blain, Bilbo, and the freak in the short dress is some kind of hero of justice or a fast food attendant or something... A small dwarve like creature with furry feet pops up from no where between Smash and Mewd. Bilbo: Hi mom! Mewd: Okay, think we used that joke enough? Smash: It still has some good milage on it, we'll see. “Never met a guy that could stop me,” Sonic complimented. Mewd: Sonic: I'm going to refuse to acknowalge your existence, ok? Smash: He's actually trying to distract them so that he can wash in the blood of a Koopa. Don't ask me, it's some kind of Sega superstition. “Now can we leave?” Kookie asked. He clicked the ‘Fast Forward’ button again. Mewd: Seeing as it did nothing the last time its going to work now becuase they got someone to 'help' them. Smash: I find it odd that they're 'seeking help' from the 'good guys.' “Uh, where are we now?” Hop asked. He had been quiet for most of trip. Mewd: IE the awkward pause everyone was in since ludwig stood there holding the remote waiting for something to happen. Smash: 'Quiet for most of the trip' must mean that he was the one that spoke the second most of the entire group. “Yeah!” Sonic asked. Mewd: Er, he's telling him they are and asking at the same time, wow. Smash: That just doesn't sound right. “Ah man, you still here?” Kookie complained. Mewd: Yeah, he's still helping them! he shouldn't be there! Smash: Sonic: Of course I'm still here, we never moved. “Hold on to this vine. Let’s find out where we are!” Sonic said, then blasted off with everyone holding the vine. They blasted through the forest. And at the edge of the forest was… Mewd: *dramatic puase* The edge of the forest! Smash: Another Starbucks! Smash: *Gasp!* the Keep! Mewd: Ah! so their home was really a forest this entire time, right next to a giant evil matropolis ruled by a evil tyrant. Smash: And a middle school in Tokyo. “We’re home!” Hop cried. Mewd: Hop: *sob* Smash: And they never came out of the TV “Yay!” The other Koopalings chorused. Mewd: They screwed everything up so much that its all one big demension now, and it all seizes to exist if someone turns a TV off. “Well, bye now,” Sailor Moon and Sonic said as they faded out of sight. Mewd: Yes, they'll just dissappear from existance now that they've managed to get them to the forest keep, Smash: Please let it all be a dream, please let it all be a dream, please let it all be a dream..... “C’mon!” Cootie-Pie said. “We can just make it home in time to see the end of Sailor Moon!” No one moved. Mewd: Well the shows not going to be much now that sailor moon dosen't exist any more. Smash: That and the fact that they're all cardboard now. “I think I’ve found out TV can be dangerous. I have to…uh…study this…amazing happening!” Kookie cried, looking for an excuse. He ran inside and went up to his room and locked his door. Mewd: Now he's going to crawl into a corner and eat his hair from the result of the tramatic experiance of being in this story. Smash: Well, of course TV's dangerous. Why do you think that your IQ lowers something like 200 points while watching? All the other Koopalings made up excuses to miss Sailor Moon. Mewd: Wendy: Yeah... Uh, I want to see it so much that I'm not going to! Yeah... Smash: Little did she know that they all snuck in to watch it while she was up in her room “Maybe Kookie is right,” Cootie-Pie said, walking up to her room. “Maybe TV can be dangerous.” Mewd: Yes, expsecailly when someones hitting you over the head with one. Smash: Or you're driving through a wall of them Mewd: Or if you stick a fork into the outlet while its pluged in. The End Mewd: ...Of all existence, someone turned the TV off. Smash: Thank God, Paladine, and Lunitari! Reverse sliding door sequence. “So Mewd, what have we learned this time?” Smash askes as they walk out of the final door “Never use television remotes that have the power to form matter and existence from nothing but air waves carrying images.” Mewd responds as he folds his arms The rest of the group remains napping in the background and Wendy herself sleeps in the can lodged into the side of the satellite. “Can we go back to Plit now?” Smash askes hopefully. “Lets wait till the next episode to do anything as rash as that, we’d need a decent excuse to continue this already stupid plot.” “Please? I think Zydar's planning another attack.” “Wait and see, I'd rather keep you in complete suspense so you're easily disappointed/excited.” Smash Growls in anger, and with a raised voice yells “Prepare to be given a paper cut!” “Ok” One needless un-described violent scene later… “Look, I’ve taken the time while mauling you to change Jon’s list to include my own goals, as they appear as the end of this MST” Smash “Joy” the mishapen pile of body parts that was Mewd responds. “Things to do when I get back to Plit: 1: Obliterate Japan 2: Get the Space/Time Discontinum straightened out 3: Count my gold 4: Buy a new toaster 5: Count my gold again 6: Torture Mewd for me reason 7: Get some professional therapy. 8: Count my gold and gems 9: Income tax, blah. 10: Count what's left of my horde” “Okay, that’s enough, lets end this stupid thing” El fin. “Yes, deep meaning.” Go back.