Super Bowser Bros., Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 By Koopa T. Quick
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Bowser waited in his castle, trying to decide when to attack Mario.
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At about 7:00, a man wandered in!
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Bowser thought it was Mario, but no,
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Instead, it hung up pictures of Mario and Luigi around the castle.
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It also used a "good maker" to make some of Bowser's minions (namely all the Hammer Brother types) good.
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Bowser watched where it went and saw it headed to Nimbus Land.
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Bowser jumped up from his throne and roared, "WHO IS DOING THIS?! I WANT HIM!" and went off.
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Before he left, he got Morton Koopa (not Jr.) and took him along.
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Land One: Mushroom Kingdom
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Morton: Why are we coming here? We can go straight to Nimbus Land.
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Bowser: THEY BROKE THE BRIDGE! WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH!
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Morton: Oh. Well, at least let's cause some Koopa MAYHEM to the people! Bowser: All right!
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Bowser hit some mushroom people and some good minions.
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They decided to go teach Mario a lesson, too.
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They hit Mario and stole some spaghetti koopons (not coupons, koopons!).
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Mario protested, but they left laughing.
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They almost got through to the Kero Sewers, but a Hammer Brother stopped them!
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Hammer Brother: You can't pass! You will not defeat our leader!
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A terrific battle raged, but Bowser and Morton won eventually.
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Hammer Brother: You... can't... win...Morton: We can and will! The two go on.
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Land 2: Kero Sewers and Yoster' Isle
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Morton: Are we gonna cause some more Koopa MAYHEM?
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Morton: Are we gonna cause some more Koopa MAYHEM?
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Bowser: But of course, Morton!
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The two of them scratched some good minions and mushrooms at the sewers. After a while they ran into Belome!
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Belome: Hungry, hungry, HUNGRY!
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Belome licked Bowser, but Bowser scratched him.
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Morton: That'll teach you to mess with... Bowser: The SUPER BOWSER BROTHERS!
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Belome ate Morton. Belome: YUMMY YUMMY DOWN MY TUMMY!
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Bowser scratched him. Belome spit out Morton and ran away. Bowser and Morton headed to Rose Town.
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Morton: Goody! It's time for more Koopa MAYHEM!
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Bowser: That's what you get for messing with the-
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SUPER BOWSER BROTHERS! They headed to Yoster' Isle.
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Morton: Remember when you were a kid?
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Bowser jumped on a Yoshi. Morton jumped on another. They laughed, but a blue Yoshi kicked them!
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Bowser scratched Boshi. Boshi scratched Bowser. Morton and Bowser did a double-scratch.
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Boshi: OUCH!
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Land 3: Moleville and the Booster Residence
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Morton: We're in Moleville, Bowser!
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It's time to cause some more Koopa MAYHEM!
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Bowser scratched a mole.
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He threatened that he'd kill it if it didn't tell everything it knew about a shadow creature.
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Mole: OK, it's like this! I won't tell you in a million... OK! He comes to Koopa Castle every Friday the Thirteenth, turns some minions good, and takes off.
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Bowser: Now all you hafta tell me is where this shadowy guy lives and you're free.
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Mole: Nimbus Castle, Nimbus Land.
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The mole left.
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Morton and Bowser headed to Seaside Town. On the way, though, a weird train guy named Booster stopped them!
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Booster: YOU'RE DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!
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Morton: Not if we have anything to do with it! Bowser, get out the DRILL CLAW!
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Bowser did so and scratched Booster.
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Bowser: Tell us how to get to Nimbus Land and you're free.
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Booster (whose neck was grabbed by Morton): Okay! Just go to Seaside Town through Star Hill, climb up Bean Valley and walk to the castle. You can't miss it!
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Bowser: Okay. Thanks! Bowser and Morton head to Marrymore where the entrance to Star Hill is. They scratch mushrooms and cake until they tell them everything they know about the defenses of Nimbus Land.
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Mushroom: They have plenty of guards. They sing this "Yoh, Eee, Ooh" song all the time.
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Morton: Sounds like guards to me! Do they have weaknesses? Mushroom: They can't stand being scratched.
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Morton: We'll remember that. Thank you.
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Mushroom: Anything to keep me alive!
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Land 4: Star Hill, Seaside Town, Sunken Ship
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Bowser and Morton headed to Star Hill. Bowser noticed a bandit, but he didn't care.
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He just wanted to kill that one weirdo who had turned his enemies good.
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The bandit stole Morton's money, though. THAT got their attention!
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Bowser: DIE!
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The Koopas scratched the bandit together. He fell down, mumbling "Mr. Marsh..."
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Bowser: Sounds like he was gonna say "Marshmallow!"
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The Koopas headed to Seaside town where Yaridovich and his Goomba/Koopa warriors were waiting.
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The Koopas headed to Seaside town where Yaridovich and his Goomba/Koopa warriors were waiting.
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Bowser: YARIDOVICH! What have you done?! What are those Goomba/Koopas?!
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Yaridovich: They're Goopas- enemies made from Goombas and Koopas!
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Morton scratched Yaridovich. Yaridovich had the Goopas attack with powerful shell throws- the Goopas took off their shells and threw them at the enemies.
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The Para-Goopas used Wing Attack.
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Piranha Plants ate up Bowser and Morton.
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Bowser and Morton did a double scratch but it didn't defeat them! Yaridovich combined Piranha Plants and Bullet Bills to create Piranha Bills- biting projectiles!
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They charged at Bowser and Morton, knocking them down. Morton used a KeroKeroKola to revive them.
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They charged at the Yaridovich dude. He gave up.
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Bowser finished him off by stepping on him.
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Yaridovich: <font size=-6> Mr. Nimbus King... </fontsize>
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Bowser and Morton headed on out of Seaside Town. The journey went on...
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Land 5: Land's End and Bean Valley
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Morton and Bowser walked across Land's End.
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Since they knew the people at Monstro Town were good, they skipped the town.
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While at the cliff, they saw Drill Bit.
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Drill Bit: Sir King asked me to keep you from getting to Nimbus Land!
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Bowser: Hey, Morton! 'Sir King' must be the guy who turned all my army good!
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Morton: This will help us! Thank you, Drill Idiot!
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Drill Bit: HEY, watch your mouth or get destroyed, okay, "Morton T. Moron!?"
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Morton and Bowser scratched "Drill Idiot" and went on their way.
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The arrow followed them and jumped in their path though!
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Drill Bit: Going to Nimbus Land? NOT WHILE I'M HERE!
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Bowser shrugged and scratched Drill Bit. The creature ran away, calling, "SIR KING, I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! IT'S ALL THE KOOPAS' FAULT!"
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Bowser: Hey, could Sir King be the Nimbus King?
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Morton: Possibly! Let's go see! Wait... we can't go up this cliff without help! SERGEANT FLUTTER!
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Sergeant Flutter: You rang? Oh, you want my troopas to carry you up? Once you both lose 20 pounds each and get better aditudes I'll let you up.
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Bowser: Will a nice Drill Claw attack change your mind?
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Sergeant Flutter: Eeeep... ALL RIGHT, JUST DON'T SCRATCH ME!
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Bowser: That's better! The Koopas rode up the cliff to Bean Valley. They ran into a Sledge Brother at the Beanstalk to Nimbus Land!
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Sledge: SORRY, BUDDY!
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Morton: You have a serious attitude problem! Maybe a scratch will change your attitude, will it not, you madman?
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Sledge: GET OUT OF HERE! YOU MAY NOT PASS! Bowser scratched the Sledge Brother.
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Sledge: BOOMERANG BROTHERS, GET OUT HERE!
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About ten Boomerang Brothers came, along with 20 Hammer Brothers, five Fire Brothers and two Sledge Brothers.
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Bowser and Morton equipped Drill Claws and scratched about 50 times.
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That didn't kill them all.
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Bowser called a giant Mechakoopa to attack them. Morton did the same.
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That was the end of all of them EXCEPT the three Sledge Brothers.
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Sledge: I TOLD YOU YOU COULD NOT PASS!
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Bowser just scratched them all again. That destroyed them.
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They started climbing the vine...
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***
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Unknown guy who turned the enemies good: They've broken through the first line!
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Land Six: Nimbus Land
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Bowser: FINALLY! Now it's time for the ULTIMATE Koopa Mayhem!
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Bowser and Morton destroyed half of the troops guarding Nimbus Land from the outside, but were very tired.
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Morton: 500... more... are... coming!
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Bowser: I can take them! GET UP, MORTON!
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THAT got Morton's attention.
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They defeated approximately 499 of the troops, but one huge troopa still remained.
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Huge troopa: I AM LUIGI, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL!
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YOU ARE DEAD!
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I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO ESCAPE MY WRATH!
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Bowser: LUIGI! Are YOU the one causing all this wrath?
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Luigi: NO! I AM THE BOSS OF THE SECOND LINE OF DEFENSE!
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Bowser and Morton scratched Luigi continuously. After a long battle they won.
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Luigi: SIR KING! THEY'RE THROUGH THE SECOND LINE!
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Luigi suddenly blew up. Nuts and bolts...?
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Bowser: This MUST be Mario. NOBODY else has caused me so much trouble!
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The third line came next. It was much like the last two lines of defense.
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It didn't take Bowser and Morton too much to defeat them. After a while they came to a dinosaur.
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Yoshi: Yoshi hungry! Yoshi eat bad koopas!
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Bowser and Morton decided to scratch Yoshi ten times each. Yoshi survived.
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Yoshi: Bad, bad koopas! Yoshi punish you!
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Yoshi licked the Koopas. Yoshi drool went everywhere.
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YUCK! DINO DROOL!
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Bowser and Morton repeated their attack. Yoshi ran away.
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That's what you get for messing with the SUPER BOWSER BROTHERS!
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Morton: Only one line of defense left!
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The Koopas run into a whole bunch of guards. Guards: Yoh, Eee, Ooh! Eee-OOH, oh! Yoh, Eee, Ooh! Eee-OOH, oh! Yoh,Eee, Ooh! Eee-OOH, oh!
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Bowser: I remember! Remember how the mushrooms and cake from Marrymore told us that there are guards here that sing ‘Yoh, Eee, Ooh!’ all the time? Morton: Yeah. Bowser: They also told us they can't stand being scratched. Morton: Yeah! Bowser: Let's go get them!
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Morton and Bowser scratched a whole bunch of them, but they didn't even flinch. They just kept singing ‘Yoh, Eee, Ooh! Eee-OOH, oh! Yoh, Eee,Ooh! Eee-OOH, oh! Yoh, Eee, Ooh! Eee-OOH, oh!’
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Bowser called the Koopalings through a CB.
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Bowser: Hello, kids?
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Iggy: King Dad! Did you get the shadowy guy? Bowser: No, but I have a request of all of you.
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Morton Jr.: Why a request, I hate requests because they usually have to do with helping people and I hate helping people and I'd rather talk about the ocean and cheese pizza and chocolate and Donkey Kong, Jr. and...
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Ludwig: Don't talk about chocolate, you're making me hungry! Larry: SHUT UP! Yes, what do you want us to do, King Dad?
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Bowser: I want you to go get the citizens of Marrymore for me. Ask one of my troopas to guide you there.
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Wendy: NOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO! (repeat about 10 times!)
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Roy: SHUT UP, WENDY! Morton Jr.: Yeah, shut up, 'cause I'm supposed to do all the talking, but for some reason that annoys everybody, but I like talking, because it doesn't take too much energy and it doesn't take up time and...
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Lemmy: SHUT UP! We'd be happy to destroy the citizens of Marrymore, KingDad!
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Bowser: Good. Go on! The Koopas ponder what to do next. They decide to body slam the guards.THAT gets them!
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There is one more thing in their way...
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Huge robot: I AM MARIO, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL! NO KOOPAS MAY PASS!
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Bowser and Morton just scratch it repeatedly.
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Mario robot: I TOLD YOU I AM GREAT AND POWERFUL! NOTHING CAN DESTROY ME! FEEL MY WRATH!
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Mario jumps on the Koopas. Bowser and Morton breaths lots of fire at the robot. That kills it.
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Mario robot: NOTHING CAN DESTROY ME! NOTHING CAN DE...STR...O...Y... MEEEEEEE...
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Bowser and Morton go into the king’s room!
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Unknown, shadowy figure: Did you like how I turned all your enemies good? Well, even if you didn't, I did!
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Bowser finally realizes the shadow is somebody he recognizes. Bowser: ... MALLOW! Why did you turn my troopas evil?
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Mallow: Because I wanted to annoy you! You should know that already! Morton: WHY DID YOU WANT TO ANNOY US?
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Mallow: Ah, a friend of yours?
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Bowser: Actually, he is my father! Morton: Hello, Mallow! I have heard bad things about you! You are evil and out for world conquest, are you? You are a bad, bad boy!
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Mallow: That's what YOU TWO are!
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The fight began. Bowser and Morton scratched Mallow about 50 times each. Mallow shrugged and zapped the koopas with Thunderbolt. The Koopas bodyslammed Mallow about 100 times each. Mallow just covered them with a giant snowman. Bowser and Morton breathed fire at Mallow about TWO HUNDRED times each!
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Mallow simply called a huge star to fall on the Koopas. Bowser tossed a Super Mushroom to Morton who ate it happily. Bowser took one for himself. The Koopas called a giant Mechakoopa to crush Mallow, who used Shocker on the Koopas. Bowser and Morton brought a mountain up on Mallow. Mallow was too weak to do anything so the Koopas used a scratch attack again. FINALLY, THE MARSHMALLOW WAS DESTROYED!
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Epilogue:
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Bowser and Morton returned home via the bridge (it was fixed after Mallow was destroyed).
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They returned to see a land of no humans! Stunned, Bowser called his kids via CB.
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Bowser: Are you there, kids? Larry: Right here! Almost to Marrymore!
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Bowser: Have you seen my workers? Morton Jr.: Actually, we brought all of your workers with us to Marrymore because we thought that we alone couldn't destroy the citizens of Marrymore alone and the unknown shadowy guy stole all our wands and items and we couldn't attack alone and the idiots who we tried were far bigger and superior to us and...
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Ludwig: Actually, it was my superior genius who decided to bring the guards! Bowser: SEND THEM BACK AND GO GET THE CITIZENS!
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Morton: Why? Bowser (after turning the C.B. off): I'm lonely here! WAAAAAH!
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The End
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