Cue theme song!

In the far far off future,
sometime yesterday,
There was a idiot cat guy named Mewd,
Alot weirder then you or me,
He had a job at Lemmys land compileing stories,
And he really did a horrible job at it,
But Lemmy didn't like him so he shot him into space!
He'll send him cheesy fan fics,
The worst he can find la la la,
he'll have to sit and read them all,
While they monitar his mind la la la,
Now try to remember, that no one controls when the stories begin or end, la la la,
Becuse he used the parts of the machine, to teleport his Aim freinds!
Current MSTing Aim freinds roll coll!
Mewd!
("I'm the moron")
Black belt!
("lets send it in!")
(uh thats all, ususally you need three to MST something but this is all I could get at 12:00 AM.)

If you are wondering how they eat and breath, and other science facts, la la la,
just remind your self its just a MSTing you should really just relax...

Its Lemmys land science theater, 3000!


now we take you to the koopa satelite of pain,


>The Arrival, The Wedding, and The Reason
>By Wario
Mewd: Dispite the fact that they never show the wedding and its for no reason
Blackbelt: correct
>The Koopas were all visiting Nimbus Land (Bowser wanted to see the statue of himself).
Mewd: However they had torn it down a number of years ago to put in a quick trip
Blackbelt: A trip to no where land
>Meanwhile, in Hyrule, there was a meeting of six Koopalings (yes, Koopalings, not Koopa Cousins)
Mewd: Which only furthers the bowser peach scandall rumors!
Blackbelt: naw, it was Clawdia who cheated
>who were best friends:
Mewd: so much for sibling rivalre
Blackbelt: they are all sick
>a hero, Link, his best friend, Saria, the princess of Hyrule, Zelda, a snob, Ruto, Link's girlfriend, Malon, the leader of the Kokiri, Mado, and a thief, Naburoo.
And,
Mewd: the magicain, ted, the warrior, david, the archer, jade, Etc etc. DnD time
Blackbelt: Sario, ARio, Lario, Bario, and Rario are there too
Mewd: what about kili fili, balain, and bilbo?
Mewd: (sorry hobbit joke)
Blackbelt: they died
>Ruto was wearing a neckless with a sapphire for a pendant. Link had an emerald in his pouch.
Link: no really I didn't steal it
Blackbelt: yes you did, Thief
Mewd:Link: *chucks some coffee at BB and makes a get away while BB sues mcdonalds for a fortune for not putting labels reading "not to be thrown to escape punishment"*
Blackbelt: BB can now be seen at a solid gold castle
> All of the sudden they appeared in the throne room of the Koopas Dark Land castle.
Mewd: Mido: trippin'!
Blackbelt: *kicks Mido, just because he was annoying in the game*
Mewd: Link paniced for a few seconds but regained control once Ruto slapped him for crying
Blackbelt: Rudo can slap HARD!
>This activated the castles security system (it goes off when an unknown magic is used to enter the castle, willingly or not).
Mewd: But they didn't use any magic,
Blackbelt: Ruto put Magic in that slap
Mewd: however most of the koopa troopas were napping, it was still 3 PM ya know
Blackbelt: Lazy, is what they are
>All of the Koopas transported there and surrounded the "intruders".
but teleporting there set off the alarm again and they were killed in a violent explosian that ensues
Blackbelt: well, Lemmy died anyway
Mewd: the morral of this story, is that never get the exspenive home security system
Blackbelt: agreed
> While the others distracted the Koopas by begging for mercy
Mewd:They weren't nessisarrily useing this as a tatical manuver
Blackbelt: they are wimps
Mewd: Link: oh please don't kill us! I don't wanna die without tasteing watermelon!
Blackbelt: shut up, Hylian
>Naburoo snuck up behind the Koopas and stole there wands, She tapped Bowser on the shoulder.
Mewd:wait a minute, the koopas were in nimbus land weren't they?
Mewd: naburoo: hey mister ya dropped these here, don't cha want them back?
Blackbelt: Bowser: NO
> He turned around. Then the others did
Mewd: Then they turned around again for good mesurement
Blackbelt: over and over, and over again
>Naburoo said,
Mewd: something non coheriant
Blackbelt: Naburoo: I am stupid
Mewd: normally its not agood idea to tap someone on the back after stealing from them
Blackbelt: correct
>"If you want your wands back, hear us out."
Mewd: Bowser responded by zapping her with a tazer
Blackbelt: no, a cattle prod
Mewd: both lethal
Blackbelt: yep
>Bowser grumbled, "Fine."
Mewd: Grumbling and talking are hard to do symaltaniosly, I am amazed at Bowsers skill at it
Blackbelt: he didn't, it was a recording
>All of the Koopas from Hyrule said, "How dare you talk to your own kids like that!"
>Bowser scoffed, "Youre not my kids."
Mewd: Bowser: *cough*yournotmykids*cough*
> Naburoo sneered, "Oh yeah? Behold!"
>Just then a one minute movie proving they were Bowser's kids appeared.
everyone: ewwwwwwwwwww
Blackbelt: agreed
Mewd: how did they get a movie to appear? there aren't any televisons in the mushroom kingdom
Blackbelt: it's magic
Mewd: or one of them is a teletubbie, which makes this story even more horrid
Blackbelt: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
>Bowser stomped, "That's a lie!"
Mewd: Hyrulian koopa kids: wait let us show it first
Blackbelt: no
> Ludwig explained, "Actually, she is telling the truth. The magic she used to do that can only be used by a Hyrulian sage. She guards the spirit temple. Hyrulian sages can't lie; therefore she is telling the truth."
Mewd:That really dosen't proove it, Zelda lied when she *spoiler avoidance*
Blackbelt: what did she say?
Mewd: you've beaten zelda 64 right?
Blackbelt: yes


Skip next line if you haven't beat Z64



Mew6: she claimed her name was sheik, and I quote "I am sorry that I lied to you but it was the only way I could help you"




Blackbelt: oh, that
Mewd: this story is historically incorrect! therefore it is banned by 3 out of 50 schools in our nation
> Bowser sighed, "Fine, I believe you. Here are your wands."
Mewd: well hes easy to convince, And giveing wands to unknown kids who may or may no be murdorus theives is a real symbol of trust and disatifaction
Blackbelt: which he usually doesn't have
Mewd: Well I think he just wants the tax deduction
Blackbelt: yes
>Naburoo had given everyone back their wands. "What are your names and ages?"
Mewd: Link: eddy murphy 45
ruto: ted lands, 23
Zelda: bubba bo bob, age 76
Blackbelt: 45?! that is to old
Blackbelt: 23?! and she is in love with Link, and he is 45?
Blackbelt: 76?! MAN!
Mewd: relax, they just want their drivers licences
Blackbelt: oh
> Naburoo told him.
Mewd: all about the wonders of amway
Blackbelt: and other things
>Maoln didn't have an orb on her wand so Link took the orb off of his wand and gave it to Malon
Mewd: so bowser gave malon a defective wand?
Blackbelt: well, why should he have?
Mewd: hes a carring parent
Blackbelt: oh
Mewd: *bursts out laughing*
Blackbelt: he is not!
>and placed his emerald (the Korkie Emerald to be exact) on his wand saying,
Mewd: Link: I didn't steal it, promise
Blackbelt: yes you did, Thief
>"Malon, you can use my orb. I'll use the Korkie Emerald."
Mewd: since when dose the emerald have magic powers?
Blackbelt: never, or else the alarms would have gone off
>Ruto complained, "What about me?"
>Link suggested, "You have Zora's Sapphire; why don't you use that?"
Mewd: Ruto: becuase its not magical
Blackbelt: or else the alarms would have gone off
Mewd: what about all the other defective wands?
> Bowser gave them each a horse, a pet, the power to choose when to go to school, lots of responsibility, a pony, an allowance, and the title King or Queen. He then asked, "What lands do you want?"
Mewd: Link: yay, pony! I was getting hungery anyway
Mewd: Ruto: I wanna be a king and queen symaltaniosly!
>Link answered, "Cyber Land!"
Everyone: ew
>Saria replied, "Forest Land!"
Mewd: Bowser then gave her a potted plant and sent her to her room, she remained extatic for the next 5 days.
Mewd: you there?
Blackbeltsam: zzzzzzz... huh!? is it over?!
Mewd: no
Blackbelt: oh
Blackbelt: zzzzz...
>Ruto requested, "Sea Land!"
> naburoo demanded "theif land!"
Mewd: the third happist place on earth
Blackbelt: where Link now resides
Mewd: And I demand this story end soon
> Malon shouted, "Farm Land!"
Mewd: moo
Blackbelt: buck-buck-bucka
Mewd: Well I suppose owning a farm would require the title as queen.
Blackbelt: whatever
> Zelda exclaimed, "Royal Land!"
Mewd: Meaning that the kingdom is royally stupid
Blackbelt: no, royally boring
> Bowser gave them their lands and told them what they had to do with it (meetings, exc).
Mewd: Bowser: you rule these kingdoms, dispite the fact they didn't existance ten minutes ago
Blackbelt: they magically appeared
Mewd: Alarm: WEEEOOOEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOEEEEEEOO
Blackbelt: uh-oh
> Months have past since the coming of the Koopas from Hyrule. Link, Lemmy, and Larry got permission to dig in the Underground Land mines for diamonds and gold from Susan B. Koopa (Larry promised to go out on a date with her if she did).
Mewd: Link: wow, Being mine slaves sure is fun valenteer work
Blackbelt: Larry: SHUT UP! I HAVE TO DO THE UNSPEAKABLE BECAUSE OF THIS!!
>Latter that night, Malon and Link were in Link's apartment, Lemmy and Wendy O. were in Lemmy's apartment, Mido and Saria were in Mido's apartment, and Larry and Susan B. were in Larry's apartment.
Mewd: And Kili and Fili were in Bailains apartment, burning it down.
Blackbelt: Where's Iggy and Roy?
Mewd: I don't EVEN wanna think about it
Blackbelt: where are their girlfriends?
> Lemmy, Larry, Mido, and Link all asked, at the same time,
Mewd: "did you cut the cheese?"
Blackbelt: Lemmy did
> "Will you marry me?"
Mewd: Iggy: What the H*** am I saying?!
Blackbelt: I don't know
Mewd: Wait, why are they in aparements?! don't they own castles?
Blackbelt: no
Mewd: well bowser cut the budget again
Blackbelt: yep
everyone: *shocked gasp*
Blackbelt: not really
Mewd: I still can't get over the fact that koopas are allowed to marry there siblings
Blackbelt: neither can I
>They were each holding out a wedding ring made of gold and diamonds (guess where they got the diamonds [hint: it wasn't at the jewelry store]).
Mewd: Well duh, it was only one paragraph higher. But iggy wasn't there.
Blackbelt: I would rather see Ludwig marry Karma
Mewd: Lemmy:: I made it out of glue and glitter
Blackbelt: probably
> Malon, Saria, Wendy O., and Susan B. answered,
Mewd: "no, I have to wash my hair that night"
Mewd: Wendy peristed dispite the fact that she dosen't have hair
Blackbelt: not until the other place freezes over
> "Of course I will"
everyone: *shocked gasp*
Mewd: Wait you forgot to state your ansewer in the form of a question!
Blackbelt: so, you lose 18372726-56-58 dollars
> That night at dinner they announced they were getting married.
Mewd: no one really cared, but there was food.
Blackbelt: no one even heard them
> On Larrium the first, Link and Saria got married.
Mewd: wait a second! Link asked Malon to marry him!
Blackbelt: you sure?
Mewd: pretty sure
Blackbelt: ok
> They invited Princess Ruto (she is the Princess of the Zoras, Link, Saria's sister, and the water sage , Impa (she is Zelda's nurse maid, and is also the shadow sage), Nabooru (she is the spirit sage), King Daruinia (king of the Gorons and the fire sage), the son of Daruinia, Link, King Zora (king of the Zoras, he raised Ruto before she came to Plit)
Mewd: So they invited Link twice to his own wedding?
Blackbelt: yes
Mewd: well they forgot to invite saria to her own wedding then
Blackbelt: yep, only Saria's Sister
>, Navi (Link's guardian fairy [every Korkie has one {every Korkie has one }]), Talon (he raised Malon until she went to Plit), Malon, Bowser, Clawdia, the rest of their siblings, and Susan B.
Mewd: Korkie...?
Blackbelt: ?
Mewd: Well I suppose they are members of a race of super intelligent corks
Blackbelt: probably
>Zelda gave them each a new Ocarina. Impa gave them the Shadow Medallion. Malon gave Link a kiss.
Mewd: But hes married now!
Blackbelt: maybe Malon Married Link
Mewd: I am shocked that he is marring to women, and sarria never even knew to begin with!
Blackbelt: yep
Blackbelt: this is wierd
>. Talon gave them each a horse. Ruto gave them the Water Medallion. Nabooru gave Malon a Gerudo member ship card and Link the spirit medallion. King Darunia gave them the Fire Medallion. The son of Darunia, (insert your name again), gave them each a Goron tunic (it makes people fire proof). King Zora gave them each a Zora Tunic (it allows people to breathe under water). Navi gave them nothing (lazy pixie). Link gave Malon some equipment to care for her horse Epona with. Saria gave Malon a fairy Ocarina and taught her Saria's Song and gave Link the Forest Medallion. Mido gave each of them a 500 Rupee shoping spree at the Kokiri Shop. Susan B. gave them a rock from Cave City (the capital of Under Ground Land). Every one else gave them varying gifts.
Mewd: so why are they giveing malon gifts now?
Mewd: cave city... Wow what a creative name
Blackbelt: better than Dome City
>Months have past since Link got married. We start off at Yoshi Island Castle.
Mewd: Correction "Marriages"
Blackbelt: how many was it?
>A Giant Goomba rushed into the throne room where Iggy was sitting on the throne. The Giant Goomba said, "Prince Iggy, the Yoshi's are headed for the castle."
Mewd: Iggy: D***, I should of never built a castle on yoshi island if I knew there would be yoshis on it!
Blackbelt: well, there are Yoshi's. it goes without saying
> "Do they have anything with them?" Iggy asked
Mewd: Iggy: besides guns and swords and other weapons of death?
Blackbelt: yes, a Iggy-b-gone Ray
> The Giant Goomba replied, "All they have with them is a piece of paper that the Green Yoshi who appears to be leading them is carrying."
Mewd: So he ran up to them and looked at the green yoshi in the lead then ran back unharmed?
Blackbelt: yep
Mewd: Makes sense
> Iggy ordered, "Let them in."
Mewd: Iggy: I married susan, I lost my will to live
Blackbelt: yep
Blackbelt: I would
>The Giant Goomba bowed, "Yes, my prince."
Mewd: How can a goomba bow without falling over?
Blackbelt: just anoter gapping plot hole
> A few minutes later the Yoshies walked into the Throne Room. The leader, a Green Yoshi, gave Iggy a piece of paper and requested, "Iggy read paper please."
Mewd: It was a advertisement for McKoopa resturants
Blackbelt: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Mewd: settle down
Mewd: The shock will seep deeper later,
Blackbelt: oh
> Iggy read the paper to himself and said, "So, you want to ally with the Koopa Klan? Well, I'm more then willing to let you allywith us, but its not up to me to decide." Iggy then picked up his wand and called, "This is Iggy calling an emergency meeting!"
Mewd: Gooma: Master iggy is talking to himself again
Blackbelt: how sad
> A Nano second later his whole family except for Nick was there,
Mewd: Since when was nick part of the family?
Blackbelt: since he was born
Mewd: hes a goomba, not a koopaling
Blackbelt: no, he's a Koopa
Mewd: if all the underlings were considered koopas, then they wouldn't very well need to merry their own siblings now would they?
Blackbelt: no, I guess not
>Link was kissing Malon, Mido was kissing Saria, Lemmy was kissing Wendy O.,
Mewd: Link: Mido you fool, stop kissing my second wife!
Blackbelt: ew
>Larry was kissing Susen B.,
Mewd: Iggy: Susan! Your cheating on me with larry?! Yay! I'm free!
Blackbelt: Susan: Oh, than I'll stop
Mewd: Iggy then started the suicide
Blackbelt: yep
> ., Bowser was kissing Clawdia, Wart was kissing Pimple, Mario was kissing Peach, Luigi was kissing Daisy, Donkey Kong was kissing Candy Kong, and Diddy Kong was kissing Dixie Kong. Ludwig waved his wand and sent the Kongs, the Marios , Daisy, and Peach back to whereever they had been before they were at the castle.
Mewd: So all the others were family too?
Blackbelt: I hope not
Mewd: now it makes perfect since Why bowser would try to kidnap Peach like this continusly
Mewd: IT kinda makes you wonder why all of these people were kissing symaltaniosly
Blackbelt: yeah
>They looked over the alliance terms and everyone signed except Bowser, who asked, "Why do you want to ally with the Koopa Klan?"
Mewd: all the other koopas: you mean this is for a alliance?!
Blackbelt: Roy: I thought it was for war
Mewd: Iggy: I thought it was a divorce form! You lied to me! *cries*
> Green Yoshi replied, "King Bowser, the first time the Yoshis met the Koopas is when Baby Mario-" All the Yoshies spat onto the ground and Green Yoshi continued, "-fell from the sky onto my back and we, the Yoshies, attempted to return him to his parents. The second time was when you were still a baby and you
stole the Super Happy Tree and turned the island into a story book, which you only did because your father Morton made you do it when all the Yoshies, including the Yoshi Council of 7, were imprisoned by Kamak and when we fought you with blocks you were Nick in disquise so technically you haven't done anything to us. Plus, Mario made me win the Mushroom Derby with out using Yoshi Cookies and he ate them all and all the Yoshi Candy and all the Yoshiade and he was sitting on me the whole race."
Mewd: Wait, if bowser dressed up as nick and attacked them.. wouldn't that count as attacking?
Mewd: and kamek was ordered by bowser to imprison them
Blackbelt: yes, it would
>Bowser signed.
Mewd: the contract where it claimed he was to hand over the kingdom
Blackbelt: great
>: A few months later, Susen B. Married Larry, Wendy married Lemmy, Mario married Peach, Luigi married Daisy, and Mido married Saria.
Mewd: Buy saria is already married!
Blackbelt: yes, she is
Mewd: I don't like the koopas, their wedding relations are to complicated
Blackbelt: whatever
> A few months later, all the Koopas except for Nick moved to Hyrule. Nick finally got his wish and ruled the Koopa Klan.
Mewd: sooooo... Bowser gave up the kingdom to go to one that was already ruled?
Mewd: and since when did nick ever wish to rule to koopa klan?
Blackbelt: who knows, better yet, who cares
> Bowser and Clawdia ruled Hyrule untail they died, and then Link and Zelda ruled.
Mewd:how dose one "un tail" something? and what dose it have to do with death?
Blackbelt: who cares
Mewd: So a desembodied tail killed them?
Blackbelt: yes
>Link didn't love nor marry Zelda though.
Mewd: Then whys he king? and for that matter he already has two wifes, one whos married to someone else as well!
Blackbelt: I don't know
>In fact, Link's throne was a double throne: where he and Malon sat even though Malon wasn't the Queen and Zelda's throne.
Mewd: What about saria?
Blackbelt: she died
Mewd: oh goodie!
Mewd: And Link and Zelda ruled the land with a iron fist, riseing taxes and releasing AOL 6.0. disks and so the kingdom died slowly and painfully with many lifes of suffering!
>The End
Mewd YAY! finnally
Blackbelt: 'bout time
Mewd: whatcha think?
Blackbelt: we made it better
El fin

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